Mindless Sex

Mindless Sex

Today's Comic: Mindless Sex?

I thoroughly enjoyed working on today’s comic with my pal Mike Pascale. Mike approached me years ago about modifying some of my romance art for new Halloween gags. And from that has sprung a fun-filled tradition of working on most holiday gags together—with Mike making the art fit the gag. Thanks, Mike!

Original art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Change of Heart” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman is dancing with the Headless Horseman.

CAPTION: Darla loved dating the Headless Horseman…at first! He was a great listener! So modest! No swollen head! But soon she had doubts. Even…dread! Would the sex be mindless? Did he give good…bed? Suddenly Darla felt like she was in over her head!

WOMAN (thinking): He hasn’t said a word all night! is it my breath?

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Mad Modifications & Heady Humor: Mike Pascale

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Transcript:

SCENE: Woman is dancing with the Headless Horseman.

CAPTION: Darla loved dating the Headless Horseman...at first! He was a great listener! So modest! No swollen head! But soon she had doubts. Even...dread! Would the sex be mindless? Did he give good…bed? Suddenly Darla felt like she was in over her head!

WOMAN (thinking): He hasn’t said a word all night! is it my breath?



1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Mad Modifications & Heady Humor: Mike Pascale

37.2.5.3

Devilish Deliveries

Devilish Deliveries

Today's Comic

Adventures Into the Unknown #

Art by Ken Bald from Adventures Into the Unknown #23, 1951.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Vampire flying while carrying a young unconscious woman.

VAMPIRE: D*MN AMAZON! I hate making same-day “drone” deliveries!

1951 Art: Ken Bald Art Cleanup: John Lustig

Adventures Into the Unknown #23

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SCENE: Vampire flying while carrying a young unconscious woman.

VAMPIRE: D*MN AMAZON! I hate making same-day "drone" deliveries!

1951 Art: Ken Bald Art Cleanup: John Lustig

Adventures Into the Unknown #23

Hot Date

Hot Date

Today's comic: Hot Date with Felina Vie

From the Last Kiss archive, here’s one of my most popular Halloween comics—featuring model Felina Vie  (in a photo by Allen Freeman.) Enjoy!

 

Transcript:
SCENE: Woman (played by model Felina Vie) in a straight jacket sits in an electric chair.
WOMAN: No trick or treating for me! I’ve got a hot date with the governor!
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman
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Transcript:
SCENE: Woman (played by model Felina Vie) in a straight jacket sits in an electric chair.
WOMAN: No trick or treating for me! I’ve got a hot date with the governor!
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman
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Haunted Headlights

Haunted Headlights

Today's Last Kiss photo-comic

From the Last Kiss archive, here’s one of my most popular Halloween comics—featuring model Felina Vie  (in a photo by Allen Freeman.) Enjoy!

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A photo of model Felina Vie in front of a car driving by a skeleton. Her hands are on the headlights of the car.

FELINA: Bad things happen to men…who stare at my headlights!

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: A photo of model Felina Vie in front of a car driving by a skeleton. Her hands are on the headlights of the car.

FELINA: Bad things happen to men...who stare at my headlights!

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman

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Breaking Up Is So Hard to Do

Breaking Up Is So Hard to Do

Today's Last Kiss

Here’s another fun, horror photo by awesome Allen Freeman that I dialogued for Halloween. Want more fun? Check out model Ginger Fatale’s Facebook page.

More sexy, horror-humor is coming up for Halloween. So, I hope you come back for the boos.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman lying on top of a tombstone that says “Fatale.”

WOMAN: You said we should break up! But you were…dead wrong!

Model: Ginger Fatale Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman lying on top of a tombstone that says "Fatale."

WOMAN: You said we should break up! But you were...dead wrong!

Model: Ginger Fatale Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman