Don’t Pinch!

Don’t Pinch!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day? Today? Absolutely!

Yeah. Yeah. I know Friday’s the actual holiday. But “The Loves of Abby Amour” mini-serial is running on Fridays. So, we’re celebrating the St. Paddy’s two days early! Or rather we’re starting to celebrate it two days early. I personally plan to still be celebrating on St. Pat’s Day since it’s also Shelagh’s and my wedding anniversary.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by William Tewkesbury from “Private Affair” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #19, 1954. Published by Comic Media.

Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free. This panel is from Page 21 of ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 19.

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SCENE: Beautiful woman wearing a purple dress or top is talking to a leprechaun. She has one hand on her shoulder as if she'd just been pinched.

WOMAN: Hey! Don’t pinch me! I’m wearing green underwear!

LEPRECHAUN: Prove it!

1954 Art: William Tewkesbury Color: M. Pascale & D. Jourdan Pereira
Thong Squad: Mike Pascale & John Lustig
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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Labor Day 2022

Labor Day 2022

Happy Labor Day!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from FIRST KISS #40, 1965. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN #1: For Labor Day I’ve decided to fire my boss! She’s too demanding!

WOMAN #2: But your boss…is you

WOMAN #1: I know! And I’m fed up with the way I treat myself!

New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Labored Humor: John Lustig
Happy Labor Day!

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WOMAN #1: For Labor Day I’ve decided to fire my boss! She’s too demanding!

WOMAN #2: But your boss…is you

WOMAN #1: I know! And I’m fed up with the way I treat myself!

New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Labored Humor: John Lustig
Happy Labor Day!

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Cool Beans! It’s the Fourth!

Cool Beans! It’s the Fourth!

Happy Independence Day from me and my frequent partner in Last Kiss humor, the amazing Mike Pascale!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Uncle Sam and a woman (Mrs. Uncle Sam?) are smiling and embracing as fireworks go off in the background.

SAM: My birthday wish? Cheaper food and gas—and plenty of it!
Mrs. SAM: Easy! I’ll make beans for dinner!

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SCENE: Uncle Sam and a woman (Mrs. Uncle Sam?) are smiling and embracing as fireworks go off in the background.

SAM: My birthday wish? Cheaper food and gas—and plenty of it!
Mrs. SAM: Easy! I’ll make beans for dinner!

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Don’t Fool April

Don’t Fool April

My wife (Shelagh Lustig) took one look at today’s comic and said, “Waist?!! Look at that tiny waist! That guy’s a big waste!”

I agree with her. (Always the wise thing to do.)

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Don’t Lie to a Loved One” in First Kiss #11, Nov. 1959. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

Transcription:

SCENE: In the background people are dancing at a party. But in the foreground a woman is crying as she runs away from a man.

WOMAN: Sure I can take a joke about my weight! That was <Sob!>…hilarious!

MAN: Wait! I’ve got more!

CAPTION: Happy April Fools’ Day!

1955 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
New Color: Allen Freeman Love’s Fool: John Lustig

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SCENE: In the background people are dancing at a party. But in the foreground a woman is crying as she runs away from a man.

WOMAN: Sure I can take a joke about my weight! That was <Sob!>...hilarious!

MAN: Wait! I’ve got more!

CAPTION: Happy April Fools’ Day!

1955 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
New Color: Allen Freeman Love’s Fool: John Lustig

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A New Idea

A New Idea

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!

 

 

 

Transcript:

The soft-minded man always fears change.

He…has an almost morbid fear of the new.

For him, the greatest
pain is the pain of
a new idea.

–Martin Luther King Jr.

Photo by Javier Allegue Barros on Unsplash

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The soft-minded man always fears change.

He...has an almost morbid fear of the new.

For him, the greatest
pain is the pain of
a new idea.

--Martin Luther King Jr.

Photo by Javier Allegue Barros on Unsplash