Breaking Up Is So Hard to Do

Breaking Up Is So Hard to Do

Today's Last Kiss

Here’s another fun, horror photo by awesome Allen Freeman that I dialogued for Halloween. Want more fun? Check out model Ginger Fatale’s Facebook page.

More sexy, horror-humor is coming up for Halloween. So, I hope you come back for the boos.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman lying on top of a tombstone that says “Fatale.”

WOMAN: You said we should break up! But you were…dead wrong!

Model: Ginger Fatale Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman lying on top of a tombstone that says "Fatale."

WOMAN: You said we should break up! But you were...dead wrong!

Model: Ginger Fatale Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman


Heady Preparations

Heady Preparations

Today's Last Kiss photo-come

I’m celebrating Halloween every day for the rest of the month with mostly new Last Kiss comics.

But—to fill a few gaps—I dug into the Last Kiss archive for three of my most popular Halloween comics. This photo-comic featuring model Felina Vie  (by photographer Allen Freeman) is the first. More classic photo-comics featuring Felina Vie coming this weekend. Enjoy!

 

 

Transcript:

Scene: Beautiful Felina Vie poses with two human skulls.

FELINA: I started Halloween early…to get a head!

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman

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Scene: Beautiful Felina Vie poses with two human skulls.
FELINA: I started Halloween early…to get a head!
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman
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Black Cat Friday

Black Cat Friday

Happy Friday the Thirteen, Everyone!

 

Transcript: 

BLACK KITTEN WITH BLUE EYES: I’m not bad luck…unless you’re a mouse! Are you a mouse? I think you are! Let’s find out!

Adapted from a photo by Erik Mclean https://unsplash.com/@introspectivedsgn

↓ Transcript
BLACK KITTEN WITH BLUE EYES: I’m not bad luck…unless you’re a mouse! Are you a mouse? I think you are! Let’s find out!

Adapted from a photo by Erik Mclean https://unsplash.com/@introspectivedsgn

My Labor Day Project

My Labor Day Project

Happy Labor Day! And many thanks to my hard-working pal Mike Pascale for both the help on today’s joke and the additions to the art.

Artist unknown. Art from GREAT LOVER ROMANCE #16, 1954.

 

 

Transcript: 

SCENE: Man wearing a hardhat is kissing the neck of a woman who has her eyes closed.

MAN: My Labor Day project?it’s…you!

WOMAN: Then work me, baby! Work me hard!

1954 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Hard Hat, Hard Laughs & Hard Labor: Mike Pascale

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SCENE: Man wearing a hardhat is kissing the neck of a woman who has her eyes closed.

MAN: My Labor Day project?it’s...you!

WOMAN: Then work me, baby! Work me hard!

1954 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Hard Hat, Hard Laughs & Hard Labor: Mike Pascale

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April’s No Fool

April’s No Fool

Art by Bill Ward from a Torchy story in Doll Man #12, 1947.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A beautiful woman (April) sitting up in bed.

WOMAN: Hi! I’m April! Wanna fool around?

BOTTOM CAPTION: Best April Fool’s Day…Ever!

1947 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Bill Ward from a Torchy story in Doll Man #12, 1947.

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SCENE: A beautiful woman (April) sitting up in bed.

WOMAN: Hi! I’m April! Wanna fool around?

BOTTOM CAPTION: Best April Fool’s Day...Ever!

1947 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Bill Ward from a Torchy story in Doll Man #12, 1947.