Trust Me

Trust Me

On the other hand, if you always lie then at least you’re dependable liar (or politician.) It’s when you only lie some of the time that people don’t trust you.

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WOMAN: If you'd just trust me...then I wouldn't have to lie to you!

MAN: Gosh! You're right! Can you ever forgive me?


Happy Us

Happy Us

So, you’re definition of happy is…

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WOMAN (speaking crossly to startled man): And I say...we’re happy!

Money means nothing to me…

Money means nothing to me…

I didn’t think about it until now, but I could’ve done a President’s Day gag. What an opportunity! Hardly anyone does President’s Day comics. Hmm. I’m sure the woman in today’s comic is very patriotic. She probably collects money just for the pictures of the presidents on the bills. Her favorite? Woodrow Wilson on the legendary $100,000 bill!

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WOMAN: Darling, money means nothing to me...

WOMAN (again): Unless, you don’t have any!

You can read?

You can read?

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SCENE: Man and woman talking outside.

MAN: Last Kiss? Sounds like a girly comic---full of mushy stuff! You can't expect a He-Man like me to read that stuff!

WOMAN: You can read?

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