by John | Jul 10, 2009 | Uncategorized
Years ago, a gay fan encouraged me to write some gay Last Kiss gags. Since I’m straight, I had to really think about what it meant to be gay. Not the physical stuff. The emotional.
I quickly realized that the whole idea of people choosing to be gay was nonsense. First of all, sexual urges are pretty much hard-wired into people. I didn’t choose to be attracted to women (although I sure encouraged women to be attracted to me.) It was just this overwhelming attraction that blindsided me at puberty.
So for someone to “choose” against those urges–and to buck everything in our society (plus parents) that expected us to team up with the opposite sex–well, that would be incredibly difficult. Therefore, being gay had to be tough. So…it takes a “real man” to be gay. Unless, of course, you’re a “real woman.”
This comic now available in German.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: What makes you so tough? So incredibly manly?
MAN: I'm gay!
CAPTION: Remember, kids! It takes a real man to be gay!
by John | Jul 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic available in German.
↓ Transcript(Scene: Husband and wife embracing in a kitchen.)
MAN: ...And so, you won't mind if we live with my mom for a few years?
WOMAN: Of course not, Dear! I don't need to be happy...as long as I have you!
by John | Jul 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
This episode now available in German.
↓ TranscriptFATHER (to prospective son-in-law): No marriage ‘til I run your fingerprints!
DAUGHTER: Daddy must like you! He usually insists on a urine
sample!
by John | Jul 1, 2009 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptBRIDE (to Groom): We're getting married!
GROOM: Wow! Thanks for letting me know!
by John | Jun 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic now available in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking with astonishment at a smiling man (her husband) and a smiling woman (her lawyer):
WIFE: My husband and lawyer! What are they doing here?
LAWYER: Great news! I’ve negotiated your divorce settlement! You get the car and the kids! And he gets the house…and me!
