Ladies, Don’t Be Slobs!

Ladies, Don’t Be Slobs!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Man Hater" in FIRST KISS #18, 1961.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Man Hater” in FIRST KISS #18, 1961.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Man in stained, tattered T-shirt sitting at a table with a bowl of food is bawling out a young woman.

MAN: No makeup? again? Watta slob!

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1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Man in stained, tattered T-shirt sitting at a table with a bowl of food is bawling out a young woman.

MAN: No makeup? again? Watta slob!

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1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

Our Hero Gets Trumped

Our Hero Gets Trumped

Art by Reed Crandall from the story "Bitter Love" in CINDERELLA LOVE #2 (Ziff-Davis), 1951.

Art by Reed Crandall from the story “Bitter Love” in CINDERELLA LOVE #2 (Ziff-Davis), 1951.


 
Transcript:

MAN: I-I think I
just started World War III!

WOMAN: I warned you! No politics during family dinners!

1951 Art: Reed Crandall Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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MAN: I-I think I
just started World War III!

WOMAN: I warned you! No politics during family dinners!

1951 Art: Reed Crandall Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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Her Taste in Men

Her Taste in Men

Good to the last drop?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Original Art Comments:

I like your silences—mostly because I know you’re thinking about me and how wonderful I am.

Obviously, I’m too wonderful for mere words!
 
Transcript:

SCENE: Woman and man. At least one of them is having coffee.

WOMAN: I like my men like my coffee! Strong, hot…and with whipped cream and sprinkles I can lick off!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Woman and man. At least one of them is having coffee.

WOMAN: I like my men like my coffee! Strong, hot...and with whipped cream and sprinkles I can lick off!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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After That Big Thanksgiving Dinner…

After That Big Thanksgiving Dinner…

Other fun customs from around the world…

—In Upper Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to spit in someone’s drink — while they’re looking.

—In Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to knife someone in the back while they’re spitting in someone’s drink — unless it’s your drink.

—In Still Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to not compliment someone on their knife wounds.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "The Gay Deception" in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.


 
Transcript:
SCENE: Three women and a man sitting around a table.

SOUND EFFECT: F-A-A-A-A-R-T

MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman ©2010 Last Kiss Inc

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SCENE: Three women and a man sitting around a table.

SOUND EFFECT: F-A-A-A-A-R-T

MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman ©2010 Last Kiss Inc

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Phoney Phallic Symbol

Phoney Phallic Symbol

Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Kid Sister Blues" in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

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SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

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