Give Thanks—Now!

Give Thanks—Now!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Love Will Point the Way” in FIRST KISS #14, 1960. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A man and woman embracing in a kitchen.

WOMAN: Let’s give thanks now…before your family shows up!

1960 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
Dialogue by John Lustig

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SCENE: A man and woman embracing in a kitchen.

WOMAN: Let’s give thanks now...before your family shows up!

1960 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
Dialogue by John Lustig

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I’m Adorable

I’m Adorable

Ode to Oktoberfest?

In the real world, Oktoberfest was cancelled because of Covid.
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Here on planet Last Kiss, however, I’m carrying on with a mini-Oktoberfest salute so that we can all share a digital drink together.
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We conclude Monday with a monstrously funny gag from Tony Isabella that fits the Oktoberfest theme perfectly and also launches us into the Halloween season. Cheers!
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Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #24, 1962. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A well-dressed woman is talking to a man (possibly a waiter or bar tender) who is standing next to a cash register.

WOMAN: But I’m adorable! Surely my drinks are free!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: A well-dressed woman is talking to a man (possibly a waiter or bar tender) who is standing next to a cash register.

WOMAN: But I’m adorable! Surely my drinks are free!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

24.2.6.6

Sex? It’s a Piece of Cake

Sex? It’s a Piece of Cake

Another titanic tale of torrid love & lust from my comic collaborators and pals Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Original art from Bride’s Secrets #9 (1955.) Click link to read entire comic book vis ComicBookplus.com

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman smiles and holds up a cake on a plate.

WOMAN: The way to
a man’s heart is through his stomach. But I’m also setting my sights a little lower.

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Woman smiles and holds up a cake on a plate.

WOMAN: The way to
a man’s heart is through his stomach. But I’m also setting my sights a little lower.

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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I’m Not Fat Today

I’m Not Fat Today

Artist unknown. From the story “Flight to Destiny” in SWEETHEART #104, 1951.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

I’m not fat today!

It’s true…
my waistband bulges.
And my skirt strains…
’til buttons fly!

But why?

I blame my clothes! No matter how many martinis I drink, they shrink!

Tomorrow: I will be thin…
Like a movie star! And people will sing,
“See her sexy hips! Watch ‘em swing!”

Next week: Fans praise my beauty!
Next month: I lose another pound!
And billboards show my booty!

Next year: I lose more!
And then—oh no!
I disappear completely!

Therefore…
I’m not fat that day!
Or any day!

So get outta my way!
I’m eating cheesecake–all day!

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I’m not fat today!

It’s true...
my waistband bulges.
And my skirt strains...
’til buttons fly!

But why?

I blame my clothes! No matter how many martinis I drink, they shrink!

Tomorrow: I will be thin...
Like a movie star! And people will sing,
“See her sexy hips! Watch ‘em swing!”

Next week: Fans praise my beauty!
Next month: I lose another pound!
And billboards show my booty!

Next year: I lose more!
And then—oh no!
I disappear completely!

Therefore...
I’m not fat that day!
Or any day!

So get outta my way!
I’m eating cheesecake--all day!

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Soda Jerked

Soda Jerked

Artist unknown—though it may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, 1958.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young man and woman having sodas, malts or milk shakes.

MAN: I won’t be a junior assistant soda jerk forever! someday I’ll be…a real jerk

WOMAN: Golly, I think you already are!

1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk466

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SCENE: Young man and woman having sodas, malts or milk shakes.

MAN: I won’t be a junior assistant soda jerk forever! someday I’ll be…a real jerk

WOMAN: Golly, I think you already are!

1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk466