by John | Nov 29, 2011 | Uncategorized
Okay. Here’s the Jack Nicholson version of “No Substitutions.”
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man holding a menu as a waitress looks on.
MAN: I'll take the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony and give me kinky sex instead!
WAITRESS: No substitutions!
by John | Oct 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
Our Zombie Week celebration continues—courtesy of Mike Pascale. You won’t want to miss the Halloween installment…if you have any bra-a-a-ins!
To see all of Mike’s Last Kiss Halloween comics so far, click Pascale-Halloween.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Zombie at the table with a bowl of brains. Young woman and an older woman look on.
YOUNG WOMAN: He doesn’t
get drunk, cheat or fart! And I never have to cook!
OLDER WOMAN: The perfect man!
ZOMBIE: Braaains!
Art zombified by Mike Pascale
by John | Oct 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMAN: I never tip! Why should I?
WOMAN: Maybe so the waiter won’t spit in your food...like I do!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Oct 11, 2011 | Uncategorized
“You can never be too rich or too thin.”
–Wallis Simpson (The Duchess of Windsor)
“Wallis Simpson was an idiot. And a Nazi sympathizer. On the plus side, she was really thin.”
–John Lustig (The Duke of Donuts)
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Oh, Darling! Say it again!
MAN: You’re too skinny!
Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta.
by John | Aug 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman eating cake.
WOMAN: Eating helps me forget how much I hate cooking!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
