by John | Oct 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMAN: I never tip! Why should I?
WOMAN: Maybe so the waiter won’t spit in your food...like I do!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Oct 11, 2011 | Uncategorized
“You can never be too rich or too thin.”
–Wallis Simpson (The Duchess of Windsor)
“Wallis Simpson was an idiot. And a Nazi sympathizer. On the plus side, she was really thin.”
–John Lustig (The Duke of Donuts)
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Oh, Darling! Say it again!
MAN: You’re too skinny!
Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta.
by John | Aug 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman eating cake.
WOMAN: Eating helps me forget how much I hate cooking!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Mar 31, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man is underwater and holding a knife. Rushing towards him is a shark.
CAPTION: How to prepare a romantic, sushi dinner--the Last Kiss way!
MAN (thinking): “Step One: Make sure your fish is fresh!”
Inks by Sal Trapani
MAN:
by John | Nov 28, 2010 | Uncategorized
Living in Seattle, I should be ashamed of this. But here’s the shocking, tabloid-worthy truth: I don’t drink coffee.
Never have. And it’s too bad. ‘Cause I hear wonderful things about the power of Demon Caffeine.
I’m not one of those people who spring out of bed at the break of day–a song on my lips–ready to make the world a better place.
If I drank coffee, though, maybe I’d be…perky. Maybe I’d write faster. Maybe I’d be a better person. Maybe I’d have even have come up with a clever way to end this.
But I don’t drink coffee. So I didn’t.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman with her head down, her eyes closed and her hand to her brow.
WOMAN: Don’t say anything! Just...bring me coffee!
