by John | Aug 14, 2012 | Uncategorized
Recipe for Heartbreak
A tasty serving of angst and more angst in the original romance art for today’s Last Kiss…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman has her face buried in one of her hands as she stands next to a man in a chef's hat.
WOMAN: Aspic? Not arsenic? Well, that explains everything!
Color by Allen Freeman
©2012 Last Kiss Inc
by John | Mar 18, 2012 | Uncategorized
Below is the original 1960s romance art—with the original, outrageous dialog!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Glamorous, beautiful woman smiling as she talks to a startled man.
WOMAN: Most men don’t know how to spend money wisely! The rest buy me
dinner!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Feb 16, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original romance art. A woman goes to a restaurant—hoping to woo one of the waiters. But he’s not there. Obviously, she shouldn’t leave a tip.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to waiter or maitre d'.
WOMAN: Table for two! Preferably with a single man attached!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 1, 2012 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman at sink washing dishes. Older woman (Mom) drying dishes.
YOUNG WOMAN: No one died! And hardly anyone got food poisoning!
OLDER WOMAN: So...your best meal yet!
by John | Nov 29, 2011 | Uncategorized
Okay. Here’s the Jack Nicholson version of “No Substitutions.”
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man holding a menu as a waitress looks on.
MAN: I'll take the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony and give me kinky sex instead!
WAITRESS: No substitutions!
