by John | Mar 18, 2012 | Uncategorized
Below is the original 1960s romance art—with the original, outrageous dialog!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Glamorous, beautiful woman smiling as she talks to a startled man.
WOMAN: Most men don’t know how to spend money wisely! The rest buy me
dinner!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Feb 16, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original romance art. A woman goes to a restaurant—hoping to woo one of the waiters. But he’s not there. Obviously, she shouldn’t leave a tip.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to waiter or maitre d'.
WOMAN: Table for two! Preferably with a single man attached!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 1, 2012 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman at sink washing dishes. Older woman (Mom) drying dishes.
YOUNG WOMAN: No one died! And hardly anyone got food poisoning!
OLDER WOMAN: So...your best meal yet!
by John | Nov 29, 2011 | Uncategorized
Okay. Here’s the Jack Nicholson version of “No Substitutions.”
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man holding a menu as a waitress looks on.
MAN: I'll take the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony and give me kinky sex instead!
WAITRESS: No substitutions!
by John | Oct 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
Our Zombie Week celebration continues—courtesy of Mike Pascale. You won’t want to miss the Halloween installment…if you have any bra-a-a-ins!
To see all of Mike’s Last Kiss Halloween comics so far, click Pascale-Halloween.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Zombie at the table with a bowl of brains. Young woman and an older woman look on.
YOUNG WOMAN: He doesn’t
get drunk, cheat or fart! And I never have to cook!
OLDER WOMAN: The perfect man!
ZOMBIE: Braaains!
Art zombified by Mike Pascale
