Don’t Ask, Dad! Don’t Tell, Mom!

Don’t Ask, Dad! Don’t Tell, Mom!

Play it safe and have a Happy Father’s Day!

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WOMAN (to man): Honey, you’re going to be a dad!

MAN: Cool! Who’s the mom?

Dad Is Always There

Dad Is Always There

This guy isn’t the brightest of paternal role models, but I’m giving him another shot on Friday when he stars in another comic in honor of the best holiday of the year: Father’s Day!

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MAN (alarmed by sight of a young man and woman kissing): Stop! One of you might get pregnant!