I’m Looking for Love, But…

I’m Looking for Love, But…

Below is the original 1960s art, featuring…a poor, insecure girl. A wealthy guy. And a pearl necklace.

Sweet romance or porn video—you decide!

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SCENE: Woman wearing a pearl necklace.

WOMAN: I’m looking for love!

Art by Charles Nicholas
Color by Allen Freeman

A Full-Figured Fairy Tale

A Full-Figured Fairy Tale

And here’s the original First Kiss art and dialog…

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SCENE: A woman brushes her hair as she looks into a mirror.

WOMAN: Mirror, mirror on the wall...Who has the best boob job of them all?

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia

Three Little Words She’s Dying to Hear

Three Little Words She’s Dying to Hear

“You can never be too rich or too thin.”
–Wallis Simpson (The Duchess of Windsor)

“Wallis Simpson was an idiot. And a Nazi sympathizer. On the plus side, she was really thin.”
–John Lustig (The Duke of Donuts)

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WOMAN: Oh, Darling! Say it again!

MAN: You’re too skinny!

Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta.

Fashion Fisticuffs

Fashion Fisticuffs

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CAPTION: To heck with romantic angst and hilarious sexual hijinks! Today Last Kiss blows off some testosterone with a knuckle-dragging, he-man tale full of...

PANEL 1:
CAPTION: Action!
BIKER: Grrrr! Nobody insults my...interior decorating skills!

PANEL 2:
CAPTION: Violence!

BIKER: Idiot!
your French, lace curtains clash...with
your Korean, glow-in-the-dark...cuckoo clock!

PANEL 3
CAPTION: Male Bonding!
BIKER: Gosh! Your hard-hitting logic moves me! Let’s shop for new curtains
together!

CAPTION: Stay tuned for another Last Kiss episode of Fashion Designer Fisticuffs next time...when hell freezes over!

Who Needs Makeup?

Who Needs Makeup?

“I feel good about myself, but then I haven’t looked in the mirror today.”

–Modesty Von Tramp

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SCENE: Woman looking into a compact mirror.

WOMAN: Who makeup? I've got inner beauty and anti-depressants!

Art by Charles Nicholas