by John | Oct 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose which of ’em your family likes!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Mother talking to daughter.
MOM: Don’t exaggerate, Dear! I don’t
dislike all your friends! Just
the ones I’ve met!
Art by John Tartaglione
by John | Sep 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman eats a raw carrot as her mom looks on.
MOM: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: Crunch!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman and John Lustig
by John | Sep 16, 2010 | Uncategorized
Cute family nicknames are fun. After all, anyone can have an Uncle Fred. (I mean it. We’re giving ours away.)
But how many of you have an Uncle Stink Face? Ah hah! He sounds more interesting now–right? Suddenly, you want him.
(And you’re in luck! We’re still giving him away. Call now while supplies last and we’ll throw in Cousin Edwin or as we affectionately call him–That Sneaky Little Pervert.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Matronly woman sternly admonishes someone (whom we can't see.)
WOMAN: Stop calling me your “maiden aunt...”
WOMAN (again): And I’ll stop calling you my slutty niece!
WOMAN (again): Deal?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Sep 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
That’s some kiss!!!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman embracing right after a kiss.
WOMAN: Gosh! I forgot the kids…for five whole seconds!
MAN: We've got kids?
by John | Jun 17, 2010 | Uncategorized
Play it safe and have a Happy Father’s Day!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): Honey, you’re going to be a dad!
MAN: Cool! Who’s the mom?
