Voting for Sex

Voting for Sex

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from Teen-Age Love #38, July 1964. Published by Charlton.

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SCENE: In the foreground, a young woman and man are smiling at each other---obviously interested in each other. In the foreground, a young woman is crying.

SMILING WOMAN: I voted!

SMILING MAN: That’s so sexy!

CRYING WOMAN: If I vote maybe I'll be sexy too!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman

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Don’t Be Scared…

Don’t Be Scared…

Seriously, please vote!

Many thanks to my frequent partner in hilarity Mike Pascale for coming up with the idea for today’s gag.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Jack Keller from the story “Thunder on the Tracks” in Teenage Hotrodders #7, May 1964. Published by Charlton.

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SCENE: A happy man smoking a cigar and another man who appears to be scared or in shock as he holds his hands up to his cheeks. Behind them is a gloomy, but colorful Halloweenish background.

HAPPY MAN: Halloween’s over. Nothing to be afraid of now.

SCARED MAN: Except the election!

CAPTION: Don’t be scared! Vote!

1964 Art: Jack Keller New Character Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Horrific Humor: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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Mildred Inksplat, Part 2

Mildred Inksplat, Part 2

This is an adaption of a Comics Buyer’s Guide cartoon I did back in 2004. It appears here in color for the first time and with a new opening caption and some minor edits. Obviously, this was years before either Kamala Harris or Donald Trump were running for office and it has no direct bearing on the current election.

That Said, Here’s What I think about the Election

Even though I’m keeping partisanship out of my actual Last Kiss comics, I’m going to use this blog for the first time to endorse a candidate. Kamala Harris has my full support for president. She started her career as a prosecuting attorney, went on to become Attorney General of California and then a U.S. Senator and currently is, of course, Vice President. She has the experience, intelligence, temperament, vigor and judgement to be an outstanding President.

In the short time since she was thrown into the presidential race, she has come up with many commonsense plans that will benefit middle (and lower) class Americans.

In contrast, the twice-impeached, 34-times-convicted, 78-year-old Donald Trump has a long history of racism, sexism, multiple business bankruptcies and seems far more interested in lowering taxes for billionaires like himself than helping common Americans. To top it all off, he has actually bragged about wanting to be a dictator and says he may send the military to go after any Americans who disagree with him. To me, the choice is clear.

–John Lustig

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in First Kiss #21, 1961.

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CAPTION: Last episode, Mildred Natsplat shocked comicdom by dissecting that old comic book adage about criminals being a “cowardly, superstitious lot!” She theorized that since most crooks are men…women must be more trustworthy!

MILDRED: Given my obvious moral and gender superiority, I have no choice…but to accept my destiny and run for president!

CAPTION: There is, however, one huge obstacle to Mildred’s candidacy!

MILDRED: I’m the best looking, best smelling and best brained candidate! But once voters find out I read comics…will they still vote for me?

CAPTION: Is America ready for a president who understands X-Men continuity?

1961 Inks: Dick Giordano New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Vigorously Voting: John Lustig

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Petty Cash

Petty Cash

A version of this comic originally ran in 2016. The woman was silent in that version. I thought it was time for her to react.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story “Claimed by the Past” from Cinderella Love #11, Oct. 1952. Published by Ziff-Davis. (Not to be confused with the Cinderella Love series published by St. John.)

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SCENE: Man sitting at a desk is talking to a woman who is standing by the side of his desk.

MAN: Get some money out of petty cash! I need to buy an election!

1952 Art: Alice Kirkpatrick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Bad News Bared

Bad News Bared

Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

 

Transcript:

MAN (thinking): News that I agree with? Real! News that I disagree with? Fake!

1951 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

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MAN (thinking): News that I agree with? Real! News that I disagree with? Fake!

1951 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Artist unknown. From the story "Censored" in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.