by John | Sep 14, 2010 | Uncategorized
In my previous comic, I had a couple getting married. It was (for me) an unusually sweet moment.
But today? Ack! We’re wallowing in the worst of wedded woes!
What can I say? Romantic comedy is a brutal business.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Marriage is a beautiful thing! But with the right lawyer...so is alimony!
by John | Jul 29, 2010 | Uncategorized
Oh, if only life were this simple. You fall in love on Facebook. You get married on MySpace. You honeymoon on Photobucket.
Later, you sneak over to Twitter and have a brief, slam-bam (140-characters, ma’am!) affair. Incriminating photos are posted on Flickr.
Things get nasty on LiveJournal. Everyone finds out through StumbleUpon. And your divorce is broadcast on YouTube…
Start to finish, the romance only takes–what? Thirty minutes?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman smiles and talks to a man as the man beside her glares.
WOMAN: No! We’re not divorced--yet! But I de-friended him on Facebook!
by John | Jun 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic now available in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking with astonishment at a smiling man (her husband) and a smiling woman (her lawyer):
WIFE: My husband and lawyer! What are they doing here?
LAWYER: Great news! I’ve negotiated your divorce settlement! You get the car and the kids! And he gets the house…and me!
by John | May 20, 2009 | Uncategorized
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Read this comic in German.
↓ TranscriptDIVER (about to be attacked by shark): Those gaping
jaws! that look of insatiable hunger!
DIVER (again): No! Wait! It’s just a shark!
DIVER (again): For a moment...I was afraid it was my ex-wife!
by John | Apr 9, 2004 | Uncategorized
