He-Man Meets She-Woman

He-Man Meets She-Woman

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art possibly by Al Hartley. From the story “Wallflower Sweetheart” in Ten-Story Love #188, April 1953. Ace Magazines. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN (talking to a man): I wanted a real he-man! But I guess you’ll do…‘til he gets here!

1953 Art: Al Hartley? Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Real He-Man: John Lustig

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WOMAN (talking to a man): I wanted a real he-man! But I guess you’ll do…‘til he gets here!

1953 Art: Al Hartley? Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Real He-Man: John Lustig

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Everything Isn’t Enough

Everything Isn’t Enough

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art might be by Warren Kremer. From the cover of Hi-School Romance #31, Aug. 1954. Harvey Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man nustling with a woman.

MAN: You’ve got everything I could want in a woman!

WOMAN: Yes! But I want…more!

1954 Art: Warren Kremer–Maybe? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
More for the Money: John Lustig

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SCENE: Man nustling with a woman.

MAN: You’ve got everything I could want in a woman!

WOMAN: Yes! But I want...more!

1954 Art: Warren Kremer--Maybe? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
More for the Money: John Lustig

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Sweet Gardenia

Sweet Gardenia

A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Art Cappello for Romantic Story #119, June 1972. (No link this time. The original comic isn’t online.)

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman with multi-colored hair is crying.

CAPTION: Gardenia truly hated her new look.

CAPTION: Her boyfriend was crazy about it.

CAPTION: And she loved her special guy so much…

CAPTION: …that she would willingly dye for him.

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Romantic Story 119

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SCENE: Woman with multi-colored hair is crying.

CAPTION: Gardenia truly hated her new look.

CAPTION: Her boyfriend was crazy about it.

CAPTION: And she loved her special guy so much...

CAPTION: ...that she would willingly dye for him.

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Romantic Story 119

Shipwrecked

Shipwrecked

My thanks to Jim Guida who wrote the hilarious dialogue for that unfortunate young lady pining away in the background. (I then came up with the cover caption in the red box.)

Over the years, Jim has contributed several gags (all great) to Last Kiss. And fortunately there doesn’t seem to be a way to stop him from coming up with more!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Al Avison from the cover of Hi-School Romance #10, August 1951. Harvey Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman and a bare-chested man are kissing on a deserted island—deserted that is except for a sad, bandaged woman who watches in the background. Further back in the distance, we see a yacht wrecked in the water.
WOMAN IN BACKGROUND: Well, at least I still have my yacht.
CAPTION: After the shipwreck, Mary Ann had to choose! Would she commit…
“Murder or Ménage à Trois?”

1951 Art: Al Avison
2022 Wiseguys: Jim Guida & John Lustig

Hi-School Romance #10

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SCENE: A woman and a bare-chested man are kissing on a deserted island---deserted that is except for a sad, bandaged woman who watches in the background. Further back in the distance, we see a yacht wrecked in the water.
WOMAN IN BACKGROUND: Well, at least I still have my yacht.
CAPTION: After the shipwreck, Mary Ann had to choose! Would she commit…
“Murder or Ménage à Trois?”

1951 Art: Al Avison
2022 Wiseguys: Jim Guida & John Lustig

Hi-School Romance #10

I Need A Man…Any Man

I Need A Man…Any Man

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Playing It Cool” in FIRST KISS #12, Jan. 1960. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcribe:

SCENE: Woman crying as an older woman (her mom) gives her advice.

CRYING WOMAN: I need a man!

OLDER WOMAN: Have you tried police line-ups? That’s how I met your dad!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman crying as an older woman (her mom) gives her advice.

CRYING WOMAN: I need a man!

OLDER WOMAN: Have you tried police line-ups? That’s how I met your dad!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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