Abby’s Nightmare–the Dreaded 3rd Law of Dating

Abby’s Nightmare–the Dreaded 3rd Law of Dating

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Frank Frazetta in the story “A Love of My Own” in Personal Love #24, 1953. Published by Eastern Color. Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus. The story begins on Page 11.

Past episodes of Abby Amour:

The Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. Dialogue by Tony Isabella with re-purposed art by Frank Frazetta. Dream sequence color by Sue Daigle-Leach–the legendary Disney comics colorist. (Check out Sue’s Instagram feed for her personal work featuring many critters–real and imagined.)

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SCENE: Abby Amour and Johnny Sacko are in a nightclub in this dream sequence. They are dancing.

LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour


CAPTION: A comatose Abby is dreaming.


ABBY: Having sex on the third date isn’t a law, Johnny.


ABBY: It’s more like a distant option.


JOHNNY: Babe, it’s like the third law of horny dynamics.


JOHNNY: Pay the bill so we can go to our love nest.


JOHNNY: It’s actually a tree house, but nice.


ABBY (thought): Noooooooo...


CAPTION: To be continued next Friday!
1953 Art: Frank Frazetta
Color: Susan Daigle-Leach
Writer: Tony Isabella
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Fancy Footwork

Fancy Footwork

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story Heartbreaker in First Kiss #12, 1960. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Image of a pair of woman’s high-heeled, red shoes.

CAPTION: Foxy LeTrotsky was kicked off Dancing with the Stars for using the rhythm method–without any music! But she never lost her passion for fancy footwork!

SCENE: In the foreground, a man is having a drink at a party. Behind him, a woman and a man are dancing.

WOMAN: Let’s sit this one out! I just spotted someone…uh, something I’ve got to do!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano
New Color: Allen Freeman
Melody: John Lustig

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SCENE: Image of a pair of woman's high-heeled, red shoes.

CAPTION: Foxy LeTrotsky was kicked off Dancing with the Stars for using the rhythm method--without any music! But she never lost her passion for fancy footwork!

SCENE: In the foreground, a man is having a drink at a party. Behind him, a woman and a man are dancing.

WOMAN: Let’s sit this one out! I just spotted someone...uh, something I've got to do!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano
New Color: Allen Freeman
Melody: John Lustig

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Boyfriend? Or…What?

Boyfriend? Or…What?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inks by Vince Colletta from the story “The Terrible Stranger” in Brides in Love #10, Nov. 1958. Charlton. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Nervous, afraid, sweating man wearing a suit.

MAN: But…I’m not stalking her! I’m her boyfriend! She just doesn’t know it yet!

1958 Inks: Vince Colletta Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Booking Sergeant: John Lustig

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SCENE: Nervous, afraid, sweating man wearing a suit.

MAN: But...I’m not stalking her! I'm her boyfriend! She just doesn't know it yet!

1958 Inks: Vince Colletta Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Booking Sergeant: John Lustig

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Tomorrow Man

Tomorrow Man

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Love Glows Forever” in First Kiss #24, Nov. 1961. Published by Charlton Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man in background is watching as a man and a woman kiss in the foreground.

CAPTION: Thanks to The Last Kiss School of Charmless Charm & Clueless Confidence, Myron Mishmuff finally has the guts to ask for a date…no matter what!

MAN IN BACKGROUND: So, you’re busy tonight? How about tomorrow?

1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano Character Color: Allen Freeman
Tomorrow Man: John Lustig

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Do Women Enjoy Sex?

Do Women Enjoy Sex?

Today is International Kissing Day. So I hope you enjoy a French kiss today.

(Or an Italian kiss. Or an Ethiopian kiss. Or…whatever!)

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. From the story “The Queen of the Killers” in Crimes by Women #14, Aug. 1950. Published by Fox Feature Syndicate. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Two men talking. One appears to be a police officer. The other is smoking a pipe.

COP: But…surely some women must enjoy sex!

OTHER MAN: Not the ones I date!

1950 Art: Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Two men talking. One appears to be a police officer. The other is smoking a pipe.

COP: But…surely some women must enjoy sex!

OTHER MAN: Not the ones I date!

1950 Art: Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc.
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