Married with Children

Married with Children

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Dungaree Doll” in First Love Illustrated #89, 1962. Click link to read entire comic book.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A man leans up against a wall as an attractive female mechanic looks on.

MAN: I would’ve asked you out again, but then I got married and had kids!

1962 Artist: Matt Baker? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A man leans up against a wall as an attractive female mechanic looks on.

MAN: I would’ve asked you out again, but then I got married and had kids!

1949 Artist: Matt Baker? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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You Can’t Buy My Love

You Can’t Buy My Love

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Face of Love” in First Kiss #19, 1961. (Click link to read entire story.)

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in an evening gown and a man in a suit who is reaching out to her.

WOMAN: You can’t
buy my love with gifts!

MAN: So…you’d prefer cash?

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman in an evening gown and a man in a suit who is reaching out to her.

WOMAN: You can’t
buy my love with gifts!

MAN: So...you’d prefer cash?

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman

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No Smooching

No Smooching

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Alberta Tewks from the story “Faith in Their Love” in All True Romance #19, Sept. 1954.

Read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.

 

 

Transcript

SCENE: One man is about to hit another man as a woman looks on in dismay.

MAN: No smooching, you bum! She’s my kissing cousin! Not yours!

1954 Pencils: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background: Kristaps Ungurs on Unsplash.com

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SCENE: One man is about to hit another man as a woman looks on in dismay.

MAN: No smooching, you bum! She’s my kissing cousin! Not yours!

1954 Pencils: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background: Kristaps Ungurs on Unsplash.com

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Buster’s Tunnel of Love

Buster’s Tunnel of Love

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Actors Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver are sitting in an amusement park ride car having just exited from The Tunnel of Love ride. Buster looks like he’s been beat up. He has a black eye and his hat is demolished. Phyllis ls fine and looks straight ahead.

BUSTER: I thought
the Tunnel of Love would be… more fun!

PHYLLIS: It’s your own fault! Next time don’t play so hard to get!

Image: Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver in the 1923 film The Balloonatic
New Dialogue: John Lustig

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SCENE: Actors Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver are sitting in an amusement park ride car having just exited from The Tunnel of Love ride. Buster looks like he's been beat up. He has a black eye and his hat is demolished. Phyllis ls fine and looks straight ahead.

BUSTER: I thought
the Tunnel of Love would be... more fun!

PHYLLIS: It’s your own fault! Next time don’t play so hard to get!

Image: Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver in the 1923 film The Balloonatic
New Dialogue: John Lustig

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Silence Is Sexy

Silence Is Sexy

Sometimes words just get in the way.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” in FIRST KISS #11, Nov. 1959.

Read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.

 

 

Transcript:

MAN: Hi! You don’t know me, but…

WOMAN: Stop! You’re perfect! Don’t spoil it by talking.

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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MAN: Hi! You don’t know me, but…

WOMAN: Stop! You’re perfect! Don’t spoil it by talking.

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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