by John | Aug 5, 2021 | Uncategorized
Transcript:
SCENE: Actors Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver are sitting in an amusement park ride car having just exited from The Tunnel of Love ride. Buster looks like he’s been beat up. He has a black eye and his hat is demolished. Phyllis ls fine and looks straight ahead.
BUSTER: I thought
the Tunnel of Love would be… more fun!
PHYLLIS: It’s your own fault! Next time don’t play so hard to get!
Image: Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver in the 1923 film The Balloonatic
New Dialogue: John Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Actors Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver are sitting in an amusement park ride car having just exited from The Tunnel of Love ride. Buster looks like he's been beat up. He has a black eye and his hat is demolished. Phyllis ls fine and looks straight ahead.
BUSTER: I thought
the Tunnel of Love would be... more fun!
PHYLLIS: It’s your own fault! Next time don’t play so hard to get!
Image: Buster Keaton and Phyllis Haver in the 1923 film The Balloonatic
New Dialogue: John Lustig
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by John | Aug 1, 2021 | Uncategorized
Sometimes words just get in the way.
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” in FIRST KISS #11, Nov. 1959.
Read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.
Transcript:
MAN: Hi! You don’t know me, but…
WOMAN: Stop! You’re perfect! Don’t spoil it by talking.
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptMAN: Hi! You don’t know me, but…
WOMAN: Stop! You’re perfect! Don’t spoil it by talking.
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk420
by John | Jul 27, 2021 | Uncategorized
A prime example of I-Don’t-Need-Birth-Control-Because-I’m-Going-to-Stay-A-Virgin (this time) logic.
Original Vintage Art & Text
Read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.
Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Loves Lovely Mirage” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.
Transcript:
SCENE: A young man and woman are in the foreground. They’re on a date. In the background is an older woman.
MAN: You have a chaperone?
WOMAN: Yes! And it’s so unnecessary! I’ve ALMOST never gotten pregnant…on a first date!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young man and woman are in the foreground. They're on a date. In the background is an older woman.
MAN: You have a chaperone?
WOMAN: Yes! And it’s so unnecessary! I’ve ALMOST never gotten pregnant...on a first date!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman
36.1.2.2
by John | Jul 18, 2021 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Chasal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani) in the story “How He Came to Kiss Me” from FIRST KISS #21, 1961.
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Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
WOMAN (thinks): I don’t know
anything about him…except he’s a great kisser. But…maybe that’s enough!
1961 Art: Chasal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani)
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing.
WOMAN (thinks): I don’t know
anything about him...except he’s a great kisser. But…maybe that’s enough!
1961 Art: Chasal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani)
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig
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by John | Jul 11, 2021 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Forced Meeting” in First Kiss #6, Nov. 1958.
Read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.
Transcript:
WOMAN: Someday I’ll marry the perfect man and we’ll LIVE happily ever after…after he leaves his wife, of course!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Someday I’ll marry the perfect man and we’ll LIVE happily ever after...after he leaves his wife, of course!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
FK6.5.3.2
