by John | Jan 27, 2010 | Blog
Submissions are no longer accepted for the contest. But you can still read the all of the submissions. We received hundreds! The challenge was to use Orson Scott Card’s opening caption as a starting point and come up with dialog for the man and/or woman in the comic.
(To help select a winner, vote here. Winner announced Feb. 15, 2010.)
Submissions from Fans:
Cruelly mocked by the Homecoming King ten years ago with such nicknames as “Pepperoni Puss” (acne), “Nebraska” (flat and plain), and “Frez Nell” (thick glasses), Eustace Tittlesworth would have her revenge at the reunion picnic, as soon as the effects of his arsenic-laced cocktail took effect. — Torsten Adair
Billy Bob: Well, hell’s bells Norma Jean, this is my very last day ever as a tree hugger! From now on you can consider me a bona fide, genuine devoted Lap Lounger, for sure! This is darned comfortable. Norma Jean: (thinking) Why God? Why me? I only went braless the one time, and this is how you punish me? — Michael Clark
He wasn’t sure if he was suffering from heat stroke or if he was just dizzy in love, but he knew one thing… the only thing that could provide him relief was the shade from her gigantic rack. — Stan Yan
…Not realizing that he had just been thrown off the branch by an irate chipmunk. — Chris Martin
Her thought balloon: Screw visiting Granny, this dude is hot. — Karyl Miller
(more…)
by John | Jan 25, 2010 | Uncategorized
The contest submission period is over. But you can see the finalists and vote for the funniest dialog here through Feb. 13.
Background info about the contest and prizes here.
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: She knew he was a real man when he fell out of the tree without dropping his beer.
by John | Jan 22, 2010 | Blog
Submissions: The deadline for submissions is now over and the seven finalists have been selected. You can vote and help select the winner until Feb. 13 at 11:59 p.m. CST. The winner will be announced Feb. 15.
Contest Details: Orson Scott Card wrote a fun (and suitably silly) caption for a panel of John Lustig’s Last Kiss art. The challenge for fans? Create some funny dialog that fit with Card’s wild caption and the art.
Prizes: The winner’s name and dialog will appear on the comic when it’s posted (Feb. 15) on GoComics.com, LastKissComics.com, WorldFamousComics.com and other sites featuring Last Kiss. The winner will also receive 24 Last Kiss note/greeting cards, plus a high-quality, color print of the winning comic–autographed by both Card and Lustig. Two runner ups will each receive a dozen Last Kiss cards plus bragging rights to being “that close!”
Like to see all the dialog fans sent us? Read submissions here!
by John | Jan 17, 2010 | Blog
Late last year I started inviting readers to submit funny dialog for some of my art. It wasn’t supposed to be a contest, but then I started thinking–why not? So I narrowed the submissions down to a handful of fun reader-written gags. And you get to pick the best one!
Vote quickly. The poll closes: Wednesday at 9 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. The winner gets a dozen Last Kiss note/greeting cards. Second- & third-place winners get half a dozen cards.
More “mini-contests” to come over the next few days!
by John | Jan 10, 2010 | Blog
What’s going on in this comic? It’s up to you! Suggest some dialog!
Rules: No prizes. No winners. No losers. And no deadline. This is just for the sheer silliness of it all.
For legal reasons, I have to tell you that all submissions become the property of Last Kiss Inc. That’s pretty standard for contests–except, of course, this isn’t a contest.
Please keep it reasonably clean (PG-13 or so.) But mostly have fun!
