by John | Dec 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Three men in a military-style barracks. There's a Christmas wreath on the wall above a bunk bed.
MAN #1: Santa’s new slogan? Don’t
ask! We’ll te11!
MAN #2: Have a fabulous Christmas!
Pencils: Dick Giordano Inks: Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
by John | Dec 16, 2010 | Uncategorized
So be good…or, uh, else!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman dressed in sexy Santa-ish costume.
WOMAN: I'm in charge of Santa's naughty list! Have you been good?
Art and color by Allen Freeman
by John | Dec 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
Sorry. No sugar plum fairies this year. Too expensive. (And do you really want tiny creatures–many with poor bladder control–flying around and crashing into each other in your dreams? I thought not.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman writhes in ecstasy on a bed.
CAPTION: And visions of sugar daddies danced in her head…
No dialog
by John | Dec 20, 2009 | Uncategorized
Have a great Christmas!
by John | Dec 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
Oddly enough, in my family comic books were considered doomsday devices (or at least bad literature) so I never received any as Christmas or birthday gifts. I did get a chemistry set once, though. I was so disappointed that I never figured out how to blow up anything.
Hmm. Come to think of it, I guess comic books are more dangerous. I’m still hooked on them.
↓ TranscriptPANEL 1
SCENE: A man and a woman are sitting on the grass. The man looks troubled. The woman reaches out in concern and touches his arm.
MAN: Gosh! The kids want a Lil’ Genius Lab Kit, but we’re still recovering from their last nuclear meltdown!
WOMAN: Let’s give them comics instead!
PANEL 2
SCENE: The man is standing, facing away and looking towards the background. The woman remains sitting.
MAN: Perfect! Comics are cheaper than doomsday devices! And they’re almost as educational!
WOMAN: Heavens, yes! I learned a lot from those "adult" comics you hid under the bed!
CAPTION: Comics: Smart reading for junior delinquents of all ages!
