by John | Dec 19, 2013 | Uncategorized
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #7, 1959.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A blonde woman is talking to herself. There's a Christmas wreath in the background.
WOMAN: If I was a gift, I’d be expensive! Beautifully wrapped…and laid under the tree!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Color: Allen Freeman
by John | Nov 28, 2013 | Uncategorized
You can never have too much happiness! That’s why I’m taking Thanksgiving weekend off and running this Last Kiss classic from 2009.
Happy weekend, everyone!
Artist unknown. Originally appeared in First Kiss #22, 1961. Click on image to enlarge.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman with wide eyes holding some wrapped gifts.
WOMAN: Gosh! I can buy happiness!
Artist Unknown
Color: Allen Freeman
©2009 Last Kiss Inc
by John | Mar 31, 2013 | Blog
I hope everyone had a great weekend—whether they celebrated Easter or not.
And for those of you who prefer your Last Kisses in German: http://bit.ly/YMT49o
by John | Dec 25, 2012 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptO Christmas Cold!
(Sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree)
O Christmas Cold! O Christmas Cold!
My nose runs so! My snot grows!
O Christmas Cold! O Christmas Cold!
My nose runs so! My snot grows!
Not yet green. Thank God it’s clear!
But I glow like Rudy Reindeer!
O Christmas Cold! O Christmas Cold!
My nose runs so! My snot grows!
---John Lustig (and his cold)
©2012 Last Kiss Inc
by John | Dec 23, 2012 | Uncategorized
Panel as it first appeared in First Kiss #21 (1961.)
Anyone can get on Santa’s Naughty or Nice List. Santa’s Party List, however, is exclusive.
Kim Kardashian, Nancy Grace, the Octomom, most politicians and all of your in-laws are just a few of the billions of people who DON’T make Santa’s Party List.
As a Last Kiss fan, however, you automatically qualify for Santa’s guest list. (Plus a $2-discount at North Pole Valet Parking.)
Just remember to bring your own bottle (Santa prefers rum.) And watch out for the elves.
They’ve been working for 364 straight days. So they’re horny and most of ’em are about as tall as your crotch.
Think about it. Or, better yet—try not to.
Happy holidays from me and magical Mike Pascale!
Art as previously colored by Allen Freeman for another Last Kiss project.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to Santa.
WOMAN: So…which list am I on?
SANTA: My party list!
1961 inks: Dick Giordano 2012 Holiday Magic: Mike Pascale
©2012 Last Kiss Inc