by John | May 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
Speaking of being happy, I’m tickled pink (with red spots) to say that three of my friends and favorite creators won top honors at the Toonie Awards Banquet held by Cartoonists Northwest on May 1.
Actually it was a tie for top honors as “Cartoonist of the Year.”
Kevin Boze and Stasia Kato jointly won a Golden Toonie for their book The Virgin Project. And my pal Mark Monlux also won a Golden Toonie for his web comics, The Comic Critic & The Return of Stickman.
Congrats!
↓ TranscriptSMILING WOMAN: First comes happy hour! Then very happy hour!
by John | Apr 11, 2010 | Uncategorized
The Last Kiss Guide to Etiquette: Don’t French kiss your sweetie’s mom on the first date. Exchanging saliva is never okay…until at least the second date.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and woman are dancing. The woman has a sloppy smile and appears to have had quite a bit to drink.
WOMAN: I’m not much of a drinker! But you probably figured that out...when I French kissed your mom!
by John | Apr 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
Starting the day off right…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I can’t eat on an empty stomach! Let’s have a drink!
by John | Nov 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
No time to think. No time to drink. Well, maybe I’ll have just one…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman appears to have a headache or at least be having a really bad day!
WOMAN: If I had time for a drink…I wouldn’t need one so much!
by John | Nov 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
Of course, everyone must have their own version of this “If life’s a journey” theme. After extensive thought (for almost 10 seconds) here’s mine:
If life’s a journey, I want to travel first class with a plane full of comic cheerleaders. (Instead of cheering for sports teams, they’d cheer for comic creators.) Their hobbies would include giving massages, jumping jacks and chess.
What’s your version of “If life’s a journey?”
Post your ideas here in the comments section below this comic. Have fun, but keep your remarks relatively clean–PG13 or at least a soft R-rated–because…hey, you never know. Your mom might read this.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman at airport. She's just exited a plane.
WOMAN: If life’s a journey, I want a better seat…and free cocktails!
