Drink Now, Drunk Later
Now funny in German too!
Happy Hour
Speaking of being happy, I’m tickled pink (with red spots) to say that three of my friends and favorite creators won top honors at the Toonie Awards Banquet held by Cartoonists Northwest on May 1.
Actually it was a tie for top honors as “Cartoonist of the Year.”
Kevin Boze and Stasia Kato jointly won a Golden Toonie for their book The Virgin Project. And my pal Mark Monlux also won a Golden Toonie for his web comics, The Comic Critic & The Return of Stickman.
Congrats!
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SMILING WOMAN: First comes happy hour! Then very happy hour!
Good News! I Like Your Mom!
The Last Kiss Guide to Etiquette: Don’t French kiss your sweetie’s mom on the first date. Exchanging saliva is never okay…until at least the second date.
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SCENE: A man and woman are dancing. The woman has a sloppy smile and appears to have had quite a bit to drink.
WOMAN: I’m not much of a drinker! But you probably figured that out...when I French kissed your mom!
WOMAN: I’m not much of a drinker! But you probably figured that out...when I French kissed your mom!
What’s for Breakfast?
Starting the day off right…
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WOMAN: I can’t eat on an empty stomach! Let’s have a drink!
Time for…a Drink?
No time to think. No time to drink. Well, maybe I’ll have just one…
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SCENE: Woman appears to have a headache or at least be having a really bad day!
WOMAN: If I had time for a drink…I wouldn’t need one so much!
WOMAN: If I had time for a drink…I wouldn’t need one so much!
