by John | Oct 18, 2011 | Uncategorized
Maybe you can’t be on Dancing with the Stars. But you can feel better—or at least make me feel better—by buying this Last Kiss gag as a birthday card. Free shipping.
More Dancing with the Stars Fantasies…
Hmm. I’m not sure where this photo originally came from, but thanks to Last Kiss fan “Cubby” who alerted me to these possible “Dancing” Stars.

↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Another year older and I still haven't danced with the stars!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | May 26, 2011 | Uncategorized
See? I didn’t forget your birthday. I did this comic, (insert your name), just for you!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman dancing.
WOMAN: Silly me! I thought you forgot my birthday!
MAN (thinking): Birthday? Oh…crud! Now she’ll expect me to pay for dinner!
by John | Jan 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
Birthday cards appreciated, but not required with every deposit.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Instead of blackmail, consider it a birthday gift that you’ll be giving me…several times a year!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Feb 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A surprise party. Young woman hugs a man as friends celebrate around them. There's a birthday cake on a table in front of them.
WOMAN: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?
MAN: Easy! I just lied to you…like usual!
SECOND WOMAN (looking on): GEE! I wish someone would lie to me!
by John | Oct 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
Today is Gladys Rumplethorne’s birthday. She and her husband Frank have been happily married for almost a year. The other 22 years of marriage are best not discussed.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Scruffy-looking man talks to a woman.
MAN: Surprise! I’m wearing clean underwear…and I may even shave!
WOMAN: Gosh! Is it my birthday already?