by John | May 26, 2011 | Uncategorized
See? I didn’t forget your birthday. I did this comic, (insert your name), just for you!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman dancing.
WOMAN: Silly me! I thought you forgot my birthday!
MAN (thinking): Birthday? Oh…crud! Now she’ll expect me to pay for dinner!
by John | Jan 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
Birthday cards appreciated, but not required with every deposit.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Instead of blackmail, consider it a birthday gift that you’ll be giving me…several times a year!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Feb 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A surprise party. Young woman hugs a man as friends celebrate around them. There's a birthday cake on a table in front of them.
WOMAN: What a wonderful surprise! How did you keep it a secret?
MAN: Easy! I just lied to you…like usual!
SECOND WOMAN (looking on): GEE! I wish someone would lie to me!
by John | Oct 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
Today is Gladys Rumplethorne’s birthday. She and her husband Frank have been happily married for almost a year. The other 22 years of marriage are best not discussed.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Scruffy-looking man talks to a woman.
MAN: Surprise! I’m wearing clean underwear…and I may even shave!
WOMAN: Gosh! Is it my birthday already?
by John | Oct 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’ve rewritten this gag several times over the years. I think I finally got it right, but I do miss one of the gags I cut. In the original version, the woman also rented the guy’s favorite movie: The Three Stooges Meet the 50-Foot Woman from Uranus!
The things I do for art…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): For your birthday, I filled the pool with beer...and invited all your pals over for poker and porn!
MAN: Yeah! You left the toilet seat down again!
