by John | Aug 17, 2010 | Uncategorized
A diaper or two? Add a few thousand and you might have it right…
↓ TranscriptScene: A man and woman are sitting by the edge of a body of water.
MAN: if we have kids, I’ll pitch in..maybe even change a diaper...someday!
WOMAN: And maybe we’ll even have sex again...someday!
by John | May 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
Thanks, Mom. I think you’re pretty swell too! Happy Mother’s Day!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A smiling woman holds up a happy baby.
MOM: You're perfect!
BABY (thinks): I know!
by John | Sep 18, 2009 | Uncategorized
Do I need to explain that this is just a joke? And that no babies, moms, or imaginary animals were harmed, traumatized or sexualized in the making of this comic? No? Good!
This comic is now available in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Smiling mom with smiling baby.
MOM: Guess what? It's time to breast feed!
BABY: Oedipus complex by damned! I'm in love!
by John | Sep 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
Yes, having a baby is a smart career move. Blog, baby! Blog! If you can stay awake between feedings and diaper changes, you’ll have an endless source of cute stories to tell. Or you could just get a cat and achieve the same thing.
This comic is also available (and funny) in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman has just given birth. A nurse or doctor holds the baby as the woman looks on and smiles.
MOTHER OF BABY: At last, I’ll have something to blog about!
by John | Jul 19, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptScene description: Mother holding baby talking to someone off-panel.
MOTHER: It’s your turn to change him, dear!
OFF-SCREEN PARENT: Is not!
MOTHER: Is too!
BABY (thinking): Why call it “change?” It’s always the same!
