Are You on the Naughty List? Don’t Worry! Be Happy!

Are You on the Naughty List? Don’t Worry! Be Happy!

Here’s a bit of holiday magic courtesy of my pal Mike Pascale! See below to see all the changes he made to “elf-ify” the original published art.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “His Future Bride” in Brides in Love #10, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

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SCENE: A beautiful, smiling, female Santa's elf with many piercings.

ELF: I used to be on Santa’s naughty list. But now...I’m in charge of it! So tap a keg! Let’s party!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Color & Elf-ication: Mike Pascale
Gag & Elven Enthusiasm: Pascale & Lustig
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Turkey Without Dressing?

Turkey Without Dressing?

Happy Thanksgiving!

I’m feeling grateful today about many things–family, friends and great readers like you. I’m also abundantly grateful that I’m working with exceptional contributors like Mike Pascale, Tony Isabella and Diego Jourdan Pereira. I’m a lucky guy.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist Unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962 (Sorry. The no link this time because the original comic book is not online.)

 

Transcript:

SCENE: We see a man from the top part of his bare chest. He’s wearing a white chef’s hat. He’s facing a (dressed) woman who has one hand over her face.

MAN: The turkey’s almost ready! When are your parents getting here?
WOMAN: Right after you put on a shirt…and pants!
CAPTION: Be grateful for the bare necessities! And have a…Happy Thanksgiving!
1962 Artist unknown Partial Color: Allen Freeman
Mostly Dressed: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

 

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SCENE: We see a man from the top part of his bare chest. He's wearing a white chef's hat. He's facing a (dressed) woman who has one hand over her face.

MAN: The turkey’s almost ready! When are your parents getting here?
WOMAN: Right after you put on a shirt…and pants!
CAPTION: Be grateful for the bare necessities! And have a...Happy Thanksgiving!
1962 Artist unknown Partial Color: Allen Freeman
Mostly Dressed: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

Graveyard Gertie

Graveyard Gertie

Happy Halloween!

And many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for the ghastly—I mean—great gag and the amazing art transformation!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in FIRST KISS #21, 1962. Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A female ghoul and a male ghoul talking outside—perhaps in a graveyard!

CAPTION: Gertie was the talk of the graveyard! Everyone said she was a real man-eater! But, alas for poor Ed, he wasn’t much of a man anymore!

MALE GHOUL: Don’t you want to be my ghoulfriend?

FEMALE GHOUL: Sorry, I…I think we should eat other people!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Monster Makers: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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SCENE: A female ghoul and a male ghoul talking outside---perhaps in a graveyard!

CAPTION: Gertie was the talk of the graveyard! Everyone said she was a real man-eater! But, alas for poor Ed, he wasn’t much of a man anymore!

MALE GHOUL: Don’t you want to be my ghoulfriend?

FEMALE GHOUL: Sorry, I…I think we should eat other people!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Monster Makers: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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Devil’s Night

Devil’s Night

Mike Pascale used characters from two different panels when he created today’s comic. Check out the original panels below. And for those of you who aren’t familiar with Devil’s Night, it apparently started out as a sort of “mischief night” every Oct. 30, but then got out of hand—especially in Detroit.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952. Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952. Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A man and a woman are looking at a mansion that’s in the background. The home has been “egged” with a giant egg.

CAPTION: Devil’s Night, Oct. 30! Unlike Halloween, it’s all tricks! And no treats!

MAN: Your whole house got egged!

WOMAN: Those %$#@ Godzilla kids!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: D. Jourdan Pereira & Mike Pascale
Excitement, Edification & Eggification: Mike Pascale
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SCENE: A man and a woman are looking at a mansion that's in the background. The home has been "egged" with a giant egg.

CAPTION: Devil’s Night, Oct. 30! Unlike Halloween, it’s all tricks! And no treats!

MAN: Your whole house got egged!

WOMAN: Those %$#@ Godzilla kids!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: D. Jourdan Pereira & Mike Pascale
Excitement, Edification & Eggification: Mike Pascale
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New Diet? It’s a No Brainer!

New Diet? It’s a No Brainer!

Although the dialogue is brand new, I first used this art in 2010. That was the year Mike Pascale and I started doing Halloween comics together. Eventually we branched out into doing Thanksgiving, Christmas and holidays comics. But this art was in that first 2010 batch.

Happy 12th Creative Anniversary, Mike!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vernon Greene from the story “Dial L-O-V-E” in Today’s Romance #8, Sept. 1952. Published by Pines (Standard.) Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Zombie woman with a bag of groceries is at a doorway. It looks like she’s just walked in.

ZOMBIE WOMAN: Honey, I couldn’t find anyone to eat! So, we’re going vegan! Healthwise it’s a no brainer!

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: Veggies?!! Over my dead body!

1952 Art: Vernon Greene Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification: Mike Pascale Dead On Dialogue: John Lustig

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SCENE: Zombie woman with a bag of groceries is at a doorway. It looks like she's just walked in.

ZOMBIE WOMAN: Honey, I couldn’t find anyone to eat! So, we’re going vegan! Healthwise it’s a no brainer!

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: Veggies?!! Over my dead body!

1952 Art: Vernon Greene Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification: Mike Pascale Dead On Dialogue: John Lustig

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