Santa’s Naughty List

Santa’s Naughty List

A new tale of holiday lust from my pals Mike Pascale & Allen Freeman!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist Unknown. From the story “Bachelor’s Farewell” in First Kiss #7, 1959. Charlton Comics. The story begins on Page 28.

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SCENE: Woman smiling and talking provocatively to Santa Claus.

WOMAN: There's still time...

SANTA: To get off my naughty list?

WOMAN: No, silly, to get to the top of it!

1959 Artist unknown Color: Allen Freeman
Santa-fication & Holiday Humor: Mike Pascale

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Pet Project

Pet Project

Many thanks for the art “Pilgrim-ification” by my pal Mike Pascale!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist Unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in First Kiss #25, 1962. Charlton. (No link to vintage comic book because it’s not online.)

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Two Pilgrims (a man and a woman) are talking. The woman has one hand over her face.

MAN: A new holiday called “Thanksgiving?” Sounds great! But what’s that got to do with my pet turkey?

1962 Artist Unknown Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale
Pet Project: John Lustig

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Brains Reign in Spain

Brains Reign in Spain

Happy Halloween!

Zombification and dead on fun by Mike Pascale!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of I Love You #51, April 1964. Charlton.

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SCENE: Male teacher at a whiteboard points his whiteboard eraser at an zombie woman who is his student.

TEACHER: By George, I think you’ve got it! But……say it once again!

ZOMBIE WOMAN (sings): The rain in Spain……really soaks all the braaains!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Modern Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Zombiefication & Additional Color: Mike Pascale
Humor, Tricks & Treats : Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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Love, Death and Baseball

Love, Death and Baseball

My thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for the zany zombie!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from the opening page of First Kiss #1, Dec. 1957. Charlton.

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SCENE: Human man and zombie woman are about to kiss.

MAN (thinking): Sure she’ll eat my brains…but first I’ll get to second base!

1957 Art: Dick Giordano Nonzombie Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification: Mike Pascale

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When Love Bites…

When Love Bites…

My thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for the toothsome transformation of the original art.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from the story “You’re Fired, Darling” in Career Girl Romances #45, June 1968. Charlton. Original comic is not online.

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SCENE: Human man and vampire woman are cheek to cheek. She has vampire teeth and a bit of blood dripping from her mouth. He has his eyes closed and there are two bite marks on his neck that are bleeding slightly.

MAN: Do you know what I love about you?

VAMPIRE WOMAN: Sure! my great taste in men!

1968 Art: Art by Ernesto R. Garcia Art Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Vampirization: Mike Pascale
Questionable Taste: John Lustig

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