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SCENE: Photo of Charlie Chaplin, Edna Purviance, and Leo White. Chaplin and White (who looks a bit like Salivdor Dali) are glaring at each other with Edna in the middle.
CAPTION: When manly men meet...
The competition to be the alpha male is intense. Is brain power the winning factor? Big muscles? The size of a man’s...uh, hands? No! It’s who has the best facial hair!
CHARLIE: Me!
LEO: No, me!
EDNA (thinking): Frankly, I don’t care...as long as it isn’t me!
(L to R): Charlie Chaplin, Edna Purviance and Leo White in A Jitney Elopement, 1915.
Slightly Hairy, Always Harried: John Lustig
CAPTION: When manly men meet...
The competition to be the alpha male is intense. Is brain power the winning factor? Big muscles? The size of a man’s...uh, hands? No! It’s who has the best facial hair!
CHARLIE: Me!
LEO: No, me!
EDNA (thinking): Frankly, I don’t care...as long as it isn’t me!
(L to R): Charlie Chaplin, Edna Purviance and Leo White in A Jitney Elopement, 1915.
Slightly Hairy, Always Harried: John Lustig
My 92 year old mother in law has a better mustache than those guys.
Well not really, but it’s hard to look away once you see it.