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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on September 26, 2017 at 9:21 pm

   “…so let’s not ruin that by having sex.”
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   “…but I’m afraid you still have to die.”
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   …said conjoined twin Sally shortly before the surgery that would separate his ear from her temple.
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   “…even if your tie is leaking onto the lapel of your jacket.”
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   “…so if you’ll just forget about that silly ol’ prenup…”

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     John on September 26, 2017 at 9:56 pm

     Jam, prenups are always silly—until you need one.

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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on September 28, 2017 at 10:57 am

   So they’re like wives then?

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     John on September 28, 2017 at 11:58 am

     Wives are always needed. It’s just a question of whose wife you need. 🙂

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