Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Dear Jilted” in BRIDES IN LOVE #8, 1958.
Transcript:
SCENE: Bride and groom kissing.
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Bride and groom kissing.
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk166
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk166
The touching ending to ‘Wedding At Bernie’s’.
No matter how many times I see this clip, he still looks dead.
And the title…
Dear Last Kiss Landers.
I don’t know what to do! I told the man of my dreams I loved him! I violated the restraining orders to break into his house, steal all his dirty jock straps, and lick all the doorknobs! I even followed him to Nova Scotia when he changed his identity and country of citizenship! And he just goes and commits suicide! What’s a girl in love to do?
Signed, Jilted.
Dear Jilted:
When life gives you lemons, slash your enemy and squeeze the juice deep into their cuts! Dig that boy up and marry him! He won’t say ‘No way in hell’ now, will he?! And don’t worry about the honeymoon! Rigor Mortis is sure to have set in!
Enjoy wedded bliss! At least until the neighbors complain about the odor and call the cops!
Not Legally Responsible for Your Actions,
Last Kiss Landers
Jams, I can’t tell you–because, hey, I’ve got restraining orders of my own–how much I loved this. Truly fantastic!!!
Said in Larry the Cable Guy’s voice:
“Them’s some nasty eyebrows right there.”
AND they don’t match the drapes.
You’re right Jams, “He manages to maintain a corpse-like stillness that helps him to preserve oxygen.”
As a wedding gift I’d give her the name of my divorce attorney.
What a great gift, Dave!