Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in FIRST KISS #1, 1957. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman about to kiss.
WOMAN: Another good night kiss? Okay…if you must! But you can’t tuck me into bed! That’s mommy’s job! Fire her!
MAN: Fire her!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Allen Freeman Everything Else: John Lustig
1.6.3.2
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SCENE: Man and woman about to kiss.
WOMAN: Another good night kiss? Okay...if you must! But you can't tuck me into bed! That's mommy's job! Fire her!
MAN: Fire her!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Allen Freeman Everything Else: John Lustig
1.6.3.2
WOMAN: Another good night kiss? Okay...if you must! But you can't tuck me into bed! That's mommy's job! Fire her!
MAN: Fire her!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Allen Freeman Everything Else: John Lustig
1.6.3.2
“It’ll be your fault Joe…
…I mean, it is your penis after all.”
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…Just like it was Sam’s fault. And Luke’s. And Dave’s. And Rex’s. And Smitty’s. And that senator’s. And that senator’s wife. And that senator’s wife’s hot friend with the really nice rack. And…”
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…which is why you should really consider a comprehensive policy from Nationwide.”
Nationwide…we insure your sex life so you don’t have to!
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…You see, I’ve always relied on the guiltiness of strangers.”
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…So I don’t understand why I’m the one who has to take all the spankings!”
Wow! Great great gags to start off the year right, Jams. Thanks!
Hey! Whoa!! A gentlemen never tells!!!
But y’all know I’m not a gentlemen if you’ve paid ANY attention to anything I’ve posted here…. however, I don’t think I’ve ever had cartoon sex. I mean, maybe. But probably not.
Good to see Jams on top of his game in the new year!