Original Vintage Art & Text
Transcript:
SCENE: Pipe-smoking man talks to a skeptical and alarmed woman.
MAN: I’m not cheating on you! But if I were…would I be in trouble?
Inks: Vince Colletta Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Pipe-smoking man talks to a skeptical and alarmed woman.
MAN: I’m not cheating on you! But if I were…would I be in trouble?
Inks: Vince Colletta Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk96
MAN: I’m not cheating on you! But if I were…would I be in trouble?
Inks: Vince Colletta Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk96
Gotta be hard to talk with a pipe gripped in your teeth. I inherited some of my uncle’s pipes and the bite dents on the mouthpieces are deep.
I’d watch a ventriloquist act where they had a pipe clenched in their teeth. Even better if the dummy had a pipe as well.
Is Helen transgender?
Nope! Helen’s the not very good if she got spotted that easily stalker in the background.
This has triggered me!
You never asked if I was cheating on you, so I didn’t lie about it!
*sigh*
Because if you had been asked, you would have been honest, I suppose?
Ok, moving on….
Just for future reference, yes, if you do cheat on me, you will be in big trouble.
Who would be stupid enough to cheat on a vonLuchen?