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   Fine jams and jellies since 1982 on May 20, 2018 at 7:51 pm

   “I especially like your plans to make it crotchless.”
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   “And the great thing you made it out of the same material as edible underwear. So we’ll really save costs at the reception.”
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   “Of course I’m marrying a guy who got both my best friend and little sister pregnant. So my opinion is at best questionable.”
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   “And what’s best about it is you’ve made it so tight in the waist, it’s made my boobs swell two sizes!”
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   “A white wedding dress! How perfect for an April 1st ceremony!”
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   “By the way: what did the doctor say about those cigarette like tumors growing out of your lips?”
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   “So what exactly is an involuntary bride anyway?”
   “Someone who doesn’t ask for a doctor’s certification of the vasectomy.”
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   “Calling you an ‘involuntary bride’ makes it sound like you’re going to serve a prison sentence.”
   “So it’s a synonym for ‘wife’?”

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   Dave Dell on May 21, 2018 at 3:50 am

   Jams – Funny stuff! You’re right about that waist line/boobs. Her neck is almost as large as her waist.

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   Paul Balant on May 24, 2018 at 12:50 pm

   – You sure have a big smile on your face.

   – That’s because I’ve performed my last oral job ever!

   (or something like that, wording may vary)

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