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SCENE: We see a guy in what looks like a racing car, but it's really a time machine. Following that panel are a couple of panels of two men talking. One is wearing a car racing costume and he's...Time Rider!
CAPTION: Speeding back and forth through the ages, Time Rider does the impossible! He recovers lost time and gives people a second chance to use it wisely!
TIME RIDER: I found the time you lost trying to impress women who never slept with you!
MAN: Gosh! I’ll finally have the time to cure cancer!
MAN (again): And that’s bound to impress women!
TIME RIDER: Glad to see you’ve got your priorities straight!
Art by Jack KELLER
CAPTION: Speeding back and forth through the ages, Time Rider does the impossible! He recovers lost time and gives people a second chance to use it wisely!
TIME RIDER: I found the time you lost trying to impress women who never slept with you!
MAN: Gosh! I’ll finally have the time to cure cancer!
MAN (again): And that’s bound to impress women!
TIME RIDER: Glad to see you’ve got your priorities straight!
Art by Jack KELLER
Go read Wood’s “Superduperman” in MAD, especially the ending with Lois Lane.