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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on August 6, 2019 at 9:08 pm

   “Your Father’s made a great deal of money!..

   …Who would have thought jalapeno flavored edible panties would be so popular!”
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   …And it’s so hard to tell it that it’s counterfeit!”
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   …Who knew a career in male prostitution could be so rewarding! See what happens when you’re willing to work your tail off?!”
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   …It wasn’t easy to strangle your Grandmother after she signed that will! That woman had a very thick neck!”
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   …Who knew selling Pokemon shaped crack to kindergartners would be so profitable!”
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   “I hope he turned out well, Ginny! We’ve been lucky–Your Father’s made a great deal of money! Do you understand what I’m saying Ginny? My man, your Father, stayed here. He married me. And he made looooooots of money! Unlike your Tate. Who isn’t here! And hasn’t married you! But I’m sure he’s quite successful. Why, I bet he’s worked his way off the fry station and is up at the register by now! There there honey. Don’t cry. You might not ever be as good as me. But maybe someday you’ll meet a wonderful, handsome man who’s willing to settle!”

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     Rex on August 7, 2019 at 5:07 am

     Kindergartners carry a surprising amount of cash!

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     John on August 7, 2019 at 6:26 pm

     Great gags, Jam. Very funny and wildly creative—as usual!

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   Rex on August 7, 2019 at 5:08 am

   You know what they say: it’s not how far you fall that kills you, it’s that sudden stop at the end.

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   Dave Dell on August 7, 2019 at 7:04 am

   Excellent work Jams!

   She really shouldn’t have counted on a man who’s nickname of Tate is just for his business of selling cannabis infused tater-tots. He’ll be back to hit them up for a “business loan”.

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