Original Vintage Art & Text
Inks by Vince Colletta. From the cover of Just Married #24, 1962. (No link this time. The rest of the comic isn’t online.)
Transcript:
SCENE: Bride and groom in a church getting married.
BRIDE (thinking): On our first date, I didn’t wanna hurt his feelings! so I kissed him! On our second date, he was sorta sad! So I slept with him! I hope our third date goes better!
1962 Inks: Vince Colletta
2022 Flower Girl: John Lustig
Just Married #24-Cover
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Bride and groom in a church getting married.
BRIDE (thinking): On our first date, I didn’t wanna hurt his feelings! so I kissed him! On our second date, he was sorta sad! So I slept with him! I hope our third date goes better!
1962 Inks: Vince Colletta
2022 Flower Girl: John Lustig
Just Married #24-Cover
BRIDE (thinking): On our first date, I didn’t wanna hurt his feelings! so I kissed him! On our second date, he was sorta sad! So I slept with him! I hope our third date goes better!
1962 Inks: Vince Colletta
2022 Flower Girl: John Lustig
Just Married #24-Cover
Just as long as I don’t flub my line. Now which is it, “I do” or “I don’t”?
I think a cue card could come in handy!
Is that an I Do Cue?
I do think so.
You two are making too much ado about the cue. s.
Wicked nails. He’ll end up with lots of scars.
I never understand how women (or men) with really long fingernails can get anything done in real life.
I don’t know, but every noise those long fingernails sends a shiver down my back… and not a good one.