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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on January 15, 2019 at 8:56 pm

   Even though she tried to go straight and finish her medical training, the former Dick Tracy villainess Teeny-Tiny Face felt the world was against her.
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   “We’ll miss you. But hopefully we’ll reload quickly and get you the time after that.”
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   Wait. So if the old woman was voiceless, how did she tell Dr Dix about the shock?
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   Things wrong with this scenario:

   -An obnoxious jerk like him would be interested in a sour prune like her.
   -A sour prune like her would be interested in a obnoxious jerk like him.
   -Someone thought ‘Oh, I just thought of two really, really unpalatable characters. I must tell their love story!”
   -The odds are they’ll get married and breed.
   -Their grandkids are probably driving right in front of you, talking on their cell phone.

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   Half the room’s white.
   Half the room’s red.
   With these two as her doctors,
   that old lady is dead.

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     John on January 15, 2019 at 9:54 pm

     Nicely done, Jam…as always. And you’re right. One unpalatable character plus another unpalatable character times mutual loathing equals…love!!!

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   Dave Dell on January 16, 2019 at 3:28 am

   These two don’t look quite as scary in the original. When I first saw the revised on gocomics I thought of Dr. Mengele and an assistant in the aftermath of one of their “experimental surgeries”. They’d have no qualms about getting that watch back.

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   Rex on January 16, 2019 at 5:10 am

   Paraphrasing someone else: It would be great if those two got together because then they wouldn’t ruin the lives of two other decent people.

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