Original Vintage Art & Text
Artist unknown. From the story “Kidnapped Kisses” in First Kiss #31, April 1963. Published by Charlton.
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SCENE: A man kissing a woman who has her eyes closed and seems to be enjoying it. She may be holding a bouquet of flowers.
WOMAN (thinking): I never know what to say to men on a first date! Not that they seem to mind!
1963 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Mindless Mirth: John Lustig
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WOMAN (thinking): I never know what to say to men on a first date! Not that they seem to mind!
1963 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Mindless Mirth: John Lustig
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Not many, usually he kisses on the lips.
“…soared to new heights of thrilled excitement…”
It would seem that the G in Griff stands for ‘He found the G spot’.
You don’t know where his lips have been!
They’re nowhere near hers, that’s for sure.
“I never seem to know what to say to men on a first date”…
“I’ll pay for dinner” comes to mind.
“Next!”
“Lump? What suspicious Lump?”
“You’ve had that checked, right? RIGHT?”
“Oh, by the way, this is my husband” (this one actually happened to me)
“Oh, by the way, this is my father” (This one also happened to me, and it would also be a good entry for “Things you really don’t want to hear while having sex”, come to think of it, the last entry also fits into that category.)
“Don’t worry, I always carry a condom with me, and it’s only been used once or twice, so it’s practically brand new!” (sorry, that one was a little bit sick)
“Your sister or mine?”
“Your brother or mine?”
“Why yes, I am a rich trust fund baby, why do you ask?”
and finally, because they really are too funny…
“Did you fart?”
Have a good night folks!
Very nicely done, PKM!
“soared to new heights of thrilled excitement”
Obviously a man was writing this. Similar to:
“she breasted boobily to the stairs…” https://twitter.com/tonikopantoja/status/1351755687865376768?lang=en
“She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards” is now my favorite catch phrase!