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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on July 11, 2021 at 9:15 pm

   “Larry! Larry loves me…he’ll be able to tell me what to do…

   …although this time I hope it doesn’t involve Cheez Whiz. The rash from last time still hasn’t cleared up.”
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   …although it’s really going to be awkward since I need advice on how to seduce his brother.”
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   …because when has a woman ever gone wrong in blindly trusting the advice of the man she’s in love with!?!”
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   …his name was Larry, wasn’t it? It started with an L. I think.”
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   …And I’m sure that this time he won’t just tell me to go to hell!”
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   At that exact moment, Larry sighed and said, “But where are we ever going to find someone dumb enough to run at the President while waving a chocolate gun and shouting, “I’ve got you now!”?”
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   John on July 11, 2021 at 10:00 pm

   Jams, you are a national treasure. No? Well, you should be!

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   PKM on July 12, 2021 at 2:28 pm

   Well, if that fails, you can always ask his brothers Curly and Moe.

   “He’ll will tell me what to do”
   You’ll have to get past the restraining order first…

   “He’ll tell me what to do”
   Too bad I’ll have to ungag him…

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   Big Ferd Urgkle on July 12, 2021 at 2:44 pm

   You guys are killing me! But it was worth it. (Dies.)

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     PKM on July 13, 2021 at 2:31 pm

     I don’t know, how did you die, and how did your corpse look?

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