I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.
Kissing? Sure, why not?
I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Office Party” in FIRST KISS #16, 1960.
Transcript:
SCENE: A brunette opens an office door and discovers a man and a woman (a redhead) kissing inside.
BRUNETTE: Oh, dear! I see you’ve already picked a secretary!
REDHEAD (thinking): I can get paid for this? Cool!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman
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SCENE: A brunette opens an office door and discovers a man and a woman (a redhead) kissing inside.
BRUNETTE: Oh, dear! I see you’ve already picked a secretary!
REDHEAD (thinking): I can get paid for this? Cool!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman
16.5.4.5
BRUNETTE: Oh, dear! I see you’ve already picked a secretary!
REDHEAD (thinking): I can get paid for this? Cool!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman
16.5.4.5
“Mary! I’m shocked! How can bending your neck like that be comfortable?”
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Mr. Bisby: “Diana! I’m glad you’re here! It wouldn’t be a threesome without you!”
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“Sorry Mr. Bisby! I was going to ask if you wanted some sushi for lunch. But I see you brought your own.”
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Diana: “Mr. Bisby! I know you said you wanted to get a little head tonight! But decapitating Mary and then making out with her head?!?”
Mr. Bisby: “Well now Diana. Mary came to me and said she would do anything to get ahead in business…and you know I’ve been looking for a way to combine my love of overused puns with serial killing. So…”
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Every time I see this one, I always wonder: where is that woman’s body? Maybe it’s just me. But it just seems like this is one of those “Can you spot what’s wrong with this picture” pictures. Am I the only one?
Look…. are you going to overreact about the severed head or are you going to be cool about it?
You’re right. I should let cooler heads prevail
And she can get paid overtime for working the late shift. I’m sure she’ll enjoy working under him!
But the receptionist position is still open!
That’s what we used to call “swapping spit”.
And with any luck, pretty soon they’ll be bumping uglies.