Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.
Transcript:
WOMAN WITH A COMPACT PUTTING ON LIPSTICK: Being me takes forever…but I’m worth it!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman
8.1.6.2
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WOMAN WITH A COMPACT PUTTING ON LIPSTICK: Being me takes forever...but I’m worth it!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman
8.1.6.2
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman
8.1.6.2
“Going out Gwen?”
“Yes…You don’t mind, do you?”
“Well, I did want to watch you squirm while I slept with your boyfriend in your bed. But if you promise to weep while watching the video I’ll upload later, that’s fine.”
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“Well I was hoping you could help me figure out how my pointer finger got replaced by this tube of lipstick.”
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“No. I just wasn’t aware the state had removed your ankle bracelet is all.”
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“Well, it is your night to feed the hunchbacks…”
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“No. I was just curious why you shaved your beard off is all.”
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“Well, since I always look more attractive when I’m standing next to you, I was hoping you’d go with me to the base tonight. And then walk home when I got picked up by a sailor.”
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“It’s just that I was planning on committing vehicular manslaughter tonight. So I’ll need to use the car…”
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“As long as you promise to never come back, no. Have a lovely evening.”
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Yes… You don’t mind, do you?
No, but I am a little confused… I thought I had you tied up in the basement.
Yes… you don’t mind, do you?
HOLY $#*@!, When did you become a girl?!?
Yes… you don’t mind, do you?
No, but your date might when he finds out you’re a guy in drag.