A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Frank Frazetta from the story “When the Earth Shook” in Thun’da, King of the Congo #1, 1952. Published by Magazine Enterprises.
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TARZAN (or someone who looks like him): There is no greater peril in the jungle...than treehouse hunting with my mate! She demands we be no more...than a 10-minute swing...from the shops and restaurants! And don’t get me started...on the HOA fees!
1952 Art: Frank Frazetta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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1952 Art: Frank Frazetta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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Meanwhile the explorer underneath is thinking, “Ah! He’s swinging over head again without wearing any underwear! Maybe if I shoot, he’ll stay away!”
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“No man can find Thun’da here…
…which is why I’m moving to San Francisco! Wait for me fellas! I’m built and fabulous!”
…well except for the telemarketers and spam calls. They can find anyone anywhere.”
…Which is great cos my BVDs have been riding up my crack for the last three vines…”
…Especially me. Frank. I’ve been swinging around this damn jungle for so long my clothes fell off. And when I find that Thun’da…oh…I’m gonna give him such a pinch!”
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Meanwhile, Wambi the Jungle Boy lays on a heart shaped bed, staring at a princess phone and wondering when, oh when!, John Lustig will call with news about the Last Kiss Wambi edition!
Oh how long must Wambi wait?!?
I’m sorry, I don’t have anything funny to say, I’m too fixated on the “bad toupee in heavy wind” effect Thun’da’s sporting.
Happy 4th, everyone!
Burn every HOA to the ground.