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SCENE: Two very angry men almost nose-to-nose as they glare at each other.
CAPTION: Neither one could speak. Their eyes said it all! They would work together to find and wreak terrible vengeance......on whomever switched their toothpaste....with
Gorilla Glue!
1965 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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CAPTION: Neither one could speak. Their eyes said it all! They would work together to find and wreak terrible vengeance......on whomever switched their toothpaste....with
Gorilla Glue!
1965 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
djp_LK702
1965_February_Teenage_Hotrodders_#11_0012_5
A scene from “The Mating Dance of Road Ragers”
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What Big Mouth is going to do about it:
-Open his eyes. Because nothing screams “please deck me with a sucker punch” more than keeping your eyes closed while picking a fight.
-Realize that he isn’t talking to the male prostitute he hired on Grinder to roleplay out his “caught on dashcam” S&M fantasy
-Suffer, because using your words only works when you aren’t an A-hole
-Make a Tik Tok video about it. Because isn’t that what all A-holes who create their own problems do?
-Learn from this experience and come to realize that he must own his mistakes. One can only rise when one learns how to use his wings.
Really? You bought that? You think this guy is going to start living his life like a line off a schmaltzy Hallmark card? Wow. Does your insurance cover rose colored glasses? Or did you just pick up a pair off the rack at Walgreens?
-He’s going to change that stupid lock! He’s going to make you leave your key! Oh if he would known for just one second you’d be back to bother he!
Oh not not him! He will survive!
As long as he knows how to love
He’ll know he’ll stay alive!
He’s got all his life to live and he’s got all his love to give!
He will survive! He will survive!
And take your roller disco friend with you.
Silly Jams!!! Real men don’t learn lessons from their behaviors!!
Apparently one of them uses toothpaste on his eyelids?
Two more constipated men I’ve never seen in my life!
I think the taller guy may want to stop straining or he may break a vessel.
Later, much later, as Pulverise and Shedpole they use their hot rod skills to run the devils lettuce from Oaxaca to the U.S.
Made me look up the lyrics to ‘Henry’ by the New Riders of the Purple Sage.
And they did an ill-considered chest bump after agreeing, with the tube between them.
They’ve now been stuck like that for many hours — after a large meal with lots of beer…