Last Kiss Honeymoon Disaster Insurance now available!
If all of your unrealistic dreams don’t come true (Finally an orgasm!), we’ll send you a replacement spouse and as many Mai Tais (paper umbrellas extra) as you can drink before passing out.
Be safe! Send a bucket of money (No pennies!) to
Last Kiss Department of Broken Dreams
P.O. Box 0000 1/2
Big Scam, OK 66666
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MAN: Wow! This is a first! None of my other wives wanted a divorce...until after our honeymoon!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
