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SCENE: A flight attendant is holding a tray (we can't see what's on the tray) as she walks down the aisle of a plane filled with passengers.
CAPTION #1: Stop stressing! Fly high with Mellow Air! Great trips guaranteed--even if we forget to take off!
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: More tranquilizers, anyone?
PASSENGER #1: S-o-o-o stoned!
PASSENGER #2: Darn! This book is still upside down!
CAPTION #2: Mellow Air! Now with more flights...to wherever we manage to land!
CAPTION #1: Stop stressing! Fly high with Mellow Air! Great trips guaranteed--even if we forget to take off!
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: More tranquilizers, anyone?
PASSENGER #1: S-o-o-o stoned!
PASSENGER #2: Darn! This book is still upside down!
CAPTION #2: Mellow Air! Now with more flights...to wherever we manage to land!
The TSA really missed a bet when it went with searches instead of sedatives.