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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on April 6, 2021 at 7:21 pm

   Lady, if he’s 50′ tall, it’s almost a sure thing he’ll have a big needle…
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   “That blonde next door saw too much! She knows I’ve got a gun! We can’t let her spill it to the cops! She’s got to be silenced forever!”

   Torchy: “I better call them up and tell them I’m mute! That way they’ll think I’m already silent forever!”

   Torchy: “He calls that a gun? Maybe a pea shooter…”

   Torchy: “I would never spill to the cops! Put out for them sure. But spill? Never.”

   Torchy: “Sigh. I have the worst taste in men. And I’ve tasted so many of them too…”
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   Silly Torchy! It’s the carpet that’s supposed to match the drapes. Not the towel!
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   Dave Dell on April 7, 2021 at 8:06 am

   A tailor for a fifty foot woman? Better call Omar the Tentmaker.

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   Rudolf vonLuchen on April 7, 2021 at 10:54 am

   Poor Torchy. Who would have thought that she could know too much or for that matter know anything?

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   Dave Dell on April 8, 2021 at 5:40 pm

   Always been a sucker for women in towels. Sadly they were almost always a girlfriend of a room mate.

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