Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Dick Giordano from the story “Fooling with Love” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959. Click link to read entire story and vintage comic.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man looks bemused as a woman kisses his cheek. There’s a lipstick mark on his chin.
MAN: Lady, all I did was say, “Hello.”
WOMAN: I liked the way you said it!
1959 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman & John Lustig
7.2.3.6
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SCENE: Man looks bemused as a woman kisses his cheek. There's a lipstick mark on his chin.
MAN: Lady, all I did was say, “Hello.”
WOMAN: I liked the way you said it!
1959 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman & John Lustig
7.2.3.6
MAN: Lady, all I did was say, “Hello.”
WOMAN: I liked the way you said it!
1959 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman & John Lustig
7.2.3.6
“Ha! Joke’s on you! I’m really Hank in a Tom suit!”
“Ha ha! Back at you! I’m really Tom in a Claudia suit!”
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“I don’t love Hank…Just you, Tom!..
…You are still wealthy, right?”
…What I have with Hank is a dependence based on hot, monkey-sweating sex that leaves me limp and with buttocks bruised the color of plums. But you? That’s love.”
…So there’s no point in a paternity test. Really. It’s just you and Tom look a lot alike.”
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“I don’t love Hank…Just you, Tom.”
“Well isn’t that funny! I love just me too. We both have great taste, huh?”
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“And you don’t love Hank?”
“I don’t love Hank…Just you, Tom.”
“So…Hank’s not seeing anyone then? Do you know if it’s true he’s hung like a horse?”
Well done, Jams! Some of your best!
I have known a few guys who all they had to do was say “hello” and women were all over them. Or anything else. Didn’t matter, really.
Kind of hated those guys. From pure jealousy, of course. On the other hand, it would have been physically impossible for them to…. *deal with*…. those throngs of women, so guess who picked up the slack?
Had a former brother-in-law like that. Women of all shapes, sizes, ages, marital status, would make very direct passes at him, even in front of his wife.