Sexy Gifts from the North Pole

by John | Dec 20, 2011 | Uncategorized | 4 comments

Woman talking to an elf.

WOMAN: And remember! No more sex toys for Christmas…unless I get to use them!

Vintage art by Vince Colletta Studio Elfication by Mike Pascale

4 Comments

William on December 21, 2011 at 1:51 pm

I understand neediing to spend time with family. My mom passed a few years ago and it was a blessing to be able to be with her when that happened. I wish you peace in this time. William
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- John Lustig on December 21, 2011 at 10:28 pm
  
  Thanks very much for the kind thoughts, William. You’re right about being with family members as the near death. While my mom’s still alive, we’re nearing that passage soon.
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Torsten Adair on December 24, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Batteries not included?

Some assembly required?
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- John Lustig on December 24, 2011 at 2:44 pm
  
  Batteries included, but some manual dexterity definitely required.
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