Another titanic tale of torrid love & lust from my comic collaborators and pals Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman smiles and holds up a cake on a plate.
WOMAN: The way to
a man’s heart is through his stomach. But I’m also setting my sights a little lower.
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
DJP.lk29
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman smiles and holds up a cake on a plate.
WOMAN: The way to
a man’s heart is through his stomach. But I’m also setting my sights a little lower.
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
DJP.lk29
WOMAN: The way to
a man’s heart is through his stomach. But I’m also setting my sights a little lower.
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
DJP.lk29
“…I didn’t know you could bake up a manhole cover…”
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“Well…given the choice between being proud of your baking and being proud of your skills as a hairstylist, I guess you would have to go with baking…”
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“…I didn’t know you could bake up a giant urinal cake…I don’t know why you would want to bake up a giant urinal cake…”
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“Well I’m sure it tastes delicious. But unless you know the name of a really, really tiny stripper, that cake is going to be way too small for what we were actually talking about.”
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“Nice try Marion. But the question still remains: how many decades older are you than that college guy you’re banging?”
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Marion believed baking was a lot like sex: the more air you whip into it, the fluffier it gets.
Marion believed baking was a lot like sex: even if it’s bad, as long as it’s gooey, everyone’s happy.
Marion believed baking was a lot like sex: garnish with whipped cream and chocolate sauce!
Marion believed Fine Jams writing was a lot like sex…always a hell of a lot of fun. (And then usually followed by a nap.)
Gooey, HAH!! Great one Jams!
Best laugh I’ve had all day!
If her sights are set lower, I’ll bet she is wearing zaffty underwear.