Original Vintage Art & Text
1948 artist unknown. Based on a panel from the “Kit” story in America’s Best Comics #28. Published by Standard. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, no! My dog ate my text books! And then she ate yours! How can we cram for our sex ed test now? Did I mention that my parents will be gone…for hours?
1948 Artist unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dog Trainer: John Lustig
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YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, no! My dog ate my text books! And then she ate yours! How can we cram for our sex ed test now? Did I mention that my parents will be gone...for hours?
1948 Artist unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dog Trainer: John Lustig
DJP.lk226
1948 Artist unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dog Trainer: John Lustig
DJP.lk226
Boyfriends grow up? And you have a teddy bear and a stuffed horse on the shelf?
Yes. But that’s where she hides her weed!
“But before you tell me when they’ll grow up can you call the chiropractor again? I’m having problems getting my neck to retract into my torso again!”
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“…Tell me when my boy friends are going to grow up…I’m tired of being told I can’t get laid because something hasn’t descended yet!”
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“…Tell me when my boy friends are going to grow up…Every time I tell one of them I want us to use toys, they buy me another damn teddy bear!”
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The picture on the wall is from Kit’s family reunion. Kit herself tested positive for heartworms and was unable to make it.
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Happy World Spine Day everyone! Kit’s already celebrating but dislocating hers!
It’s apparently also the start of Bullying Bystanders Unite Week. So stand around with a crowd and watch someone get bullied I guess.
These are great, Jams. I particularly love the second one “descended yet” and the third “toy!” Hilarious!
What is in that shadowbox picture frame? Pretty creepy.
Wants her boyfriends to grow up? Daddy issues much?
If they are growing up instead of out they are still boys.
If you think cramming is part of sex, I either admire or pity you. Maybe a bit of both!