Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the cover of First Kiss #6, Nov. 1958.
Transcript:
SCENE: College or high school age boy and girl sitting on a porch steps kissing. Books on the porch near them.
CAPTION: Are You a Failure at Fornication?
A mating dropout? A loving loser?
Then you need the book that’s helped
millions…beget more millions:
Sex for Nitwits!
–Learn about sex at home–alone!
–New edition with more pictures!
–Fewer big words!
–And! Shorter! Sentences!
“Sex for Nitwits changed my life!”
–Votta Von Tramp,
Last Kiss Home for Unwed Moms!
BOY: I bought two copies so I’d learn twice as much!
GIRL: I bought three!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color & Art Touch Up: Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
FK06_00 FK06OnPorch
↓ Transcript
SCENE: College or high school age boy and girl sitting on a porch steps kissing. Books on the porch near them.
CAPTION: Are You a Failure at Fornication?
A mating dropout? A loving loser?
Then you need the book that’s helped
millions…beget more millions:
Sex for Nitwits!
--Learn about sex at home--alone!
--New edition with more pictures!
--Fewer big words!
--And! Shorter! Sentences!
“Sex for Nitwits changed my life!”
--Votta Von Tramp,
Last Kiss Home for Unwed Moms!
BOY: I bought two copies so I’d learn twice as much!
GIRL: I bought three!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color & Art Touch Up: Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
FK06_00 FK06OnPorch
CAPTION: Are You a Failure at Fornication?
A mating dropout? A loving loser?
Then you need the book that’s helped
millions…beget more millions:
Sex for Nitwits!
--Learn about sex at home--alone!
--New edition with more pictures!
--Fewer big words!
--And! Shorter! Sentences!
“Sex for Nitwits changed my life!”
--Votta Von Tramp,
Last Kiss Home for Unwed Moms!
BOY: I bought two copies so I’d learn twice as much!
GIRL: I bought three!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color & Art Touch Up: Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
FK06_00 FK06OnPorch
Now if I just knew how to read.
Well, there are lots of pictures and diagrams. Or you can wait for the audio book!