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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on February 3, 2021 at 9:47 pm

   While it wasn’t exactly what he meant when he told her he wanted to go deep in the bush, he supposed it wasn’t a bad place to start.
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   Poison Oak…you’re soaking in it.
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   Is anyone else suddenly craving sumo citrus mandarins? Or is it just me and blondie up there?
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   No matter how long he spent feeling around, he just couldn’t seem to locate her on/off switch…
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   This is why the city arboretum had to put up that ‘No Orgies’ sign on the main gate.
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   Vie for victory!

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     John on February 4, 2021 at 5:00 pm

     I like ’em all, jams. But that “Vie for victory” is superb. I’m passing that onto Felina. Thanks!

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   Dave Dell on February 4, 2021 at 4:45 am

   It’s peeking out of the bushes so this, although totally out of context from the song, came to mind:

   Me and Cinderella
   We put it all together
   We can drive it home
   With one headlight

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   Rex on February 4, 2021 at 12:51 pm

   As many comedians, and would-be comedians, have noted: if it’s not at least a little disgusting, you’re not really doing it right.

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     Dave Dell on February 4, 2021 at 1:33 pm

     Right you are Rex.

     If I actually pay attention to any episode of South Park I should be able to say “That’s Disgusting!” at least five times. It’s why it’s one of my favorite shows.

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